Yeah right! Everybody knows you can't see squat on a laptop display outside if it's sunny, especially on a beach!
I'm going to miss these kinds of movies.
Wait, the new Die Hard was this kind of movie.
Someday, I'm going to miss these kinds of movies.
He hacked into my car!
He hacked into my makeup kit!
He hacked into my steak!
So the last couple of weeks of the Dow Jones going up and down like a roller coaster has just been Sandra Bullock fucking with our heads?
I want to write a movie called Floppies where it's just an endless stream of MacGuffins trailing into infinity, and at the end a solar flare deletes them all, and then they have sex.
But then it turns out Stephen Glass fabricated that whole part.
For those who haven't seen it, the premise is that a web designer makes a mistake coding a web-page and so a bad link, instead of just being a 404 or something, actually leads DIRECTLY INTO THE MOST SECRETEST SECRET PENTAGON GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY FILES EVAR.
Well yeah, we all know the government keeps all their secret shit at http://www.geocities.com/timessquare/1456/indxe.html .
Holy shit. By misspelling index there you took me right to the Kremlin. WTF
DO NOT COPY
|Helena Handbasket |
These stars are for the fact that there is a Sandra Bullock tag.
DRAMATIC SEINFELD MUSIC
|Sean Robinson |
I am more nostalgic for Sandra Bullock's career (defined as "sexless sultry") than I am for naive and ignorant portrayals of computers.
WE'VE LOST RADAR CONTACT
|Caminante Nocturno |
Spoiler: Sandra Bullock is saved when the trial period runs out on the terrorists' copy of Adobe Life-Destroyer Deluxe Edition.
'PUTERS BE SCARY
That's an awful lot of info to be fitting on a simple floppy.
|Terminal Button |
reminded me of this:
|Clever Name |
Where can I hook up my moddem?
PIZZA.NET BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP
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