I want to write a movie called Floppies where it's just an endless stream of MacGuffins trailing into infinity, and at the end a solar flare deletes them all, and then they have sex.
I will see this movie but insist that you have lots of teenage geniuses that demand slurpees as part of their involvement in top secret government hacking projects.
For those who haven't seen it, the premise is that a web designer makes a mistake coding a web-page and so a bad link, instead of just being a 404 or something, actually leads DIRECTLY INTO THE MOST SECRETEST SECRET PENTAGON GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY FILES EVAR.