Traxx!

"a hunnnndred years agoooo."

YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON
YOU HAVE 48 HOURS TO CLEAN UP YOUR ACT OR I'LL HAVE YOUR BADGE AND YOUR GUN.

"Stinking commie bleeding heart liberals make me say that victims and suspects have the same rights! I love criminals and hate real men who play by God's rules and not man's! Now kiss a guy! DO IT TRAXX OR YOU'RE SUSPENDED!"

how is this clip so good?

Isn't that Colonel Flagg - the CIA ijit from M*A*S*H?

This was written by 12 year olds.

Daniel Striped Tiger shouldn't have to go through the hopper process to make me happy.

From the cover:

"This man has just blown away six terrorists, dynamited a drug smuggling compound, and baked a dozen cookies." Traxx!

That clip doesn't even have the best part of the movie--namely, the, uh, unexpected demise of the main villain. Wait, or is the theme song the best part?

The pet store sells yuppies AND guppies? Wow!

This packed in more awesome than I can describe.

Are you sure this isn't from a sketch comedy show?

Inspired!

If there's one thing I know about Shadoe Fucking Stevens, if you wanna bring it all home on The Squares you can't go wrong!