Sometimes I forget that Wendy's had a goddamn salad bar. Those were the days.

Old Facing Hamburgers?

Also : The lettuce smooshing Machine and the Tomato Slicing Machine from my days in food service prep years ago were apparently the exact same back in the 80s.

Also: Pink Floyd sample at 3:35! Welcome to the Machine!

2:10-2:30 blew my mind. You know why.

Workin' the grill, Bill, ain't so tough

This made cooking a hamburger seem really hard

No "Matt Moulton" tag?

Found Footage Festival!

Wow. I want to work at Wendy's, now!

The only reason for the meat to hang over the side of the bun is the word of an old man saying customers will like it. I have my doubts.

needs a 'magic negro' tag.

wow that was really depressing... i hate working in the food service industry
also, those patties look pretty disgusting

At first I was disappointed that the video didn't start over with Dave Thomas when she put in the training tape - trapping Bill in a Moebius strip of futile, hopeless, low-paying labor - but instead...

5 stars

Is Dave leaning a little too much on the morning scotch?

The internet has ruined this by making me think that Dave Thomas looks and moves like an aged version of Chris-Chan.