"Man, who the hell would even eat at a Tac--- JESUS CHRIST, IS THAT CAULK!?"
I watched the whole thing, and all I can think of is this: http://www.maakies.com/archive/m576.gif
I go to a taco truck. I order three tacos. They cost three dollars. My Fiesta Name is Pendejo.
It's not food it's product.
They are positioning to win the Franchise War.
|Daniel Striped Tiger |
Hot proteins. Upon review of this video,I have decided I will not be claiming my free taco next Tuesday.
Also, Del Taco was so much better than this crap it's not even funny. Taco Bell, come see me when you have a little class(IE beer and french fries).
I used to love Taco Bell chalupas. Then I had Del Taco. Not only are they ridiculously cheaper, they made chalupas taste like sour cream filled cardboard by comparison.
|Godard's Drinking Problem |
This taping was the first time any of these white people have been in a Taco Bell kitchen, folding burritos
"How do you want YOUR beans and flour arranged?"
I want mine to look like a Churrito!
Tragic misuse of the Dead Like Me theme.
MIGHTY TACO! MIGHTY TACO!
Am I wrong to assume Mighty Taco is only a western NY thing?
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
This makes me want to visit my local Taqueria and stuff a Grant in the tip jar. Also, I feel a craving for carne asada.
Taco Bell... its food!
In Canada, we have a chain called Taco Time. It is staggeringly inferior to Taco Bell.
...Then you can take a bite and enjoy!
*bite, chew, VISIBLE WINCING*
Way gross. Only a fools and drunks would eat that crap.
|Meatsack Jones |
I read "Pet Store" during the slopping o' beef instead of "per store".
|Goethe and ernie |
I worked at a Taco Bell in undergrad, and this neglected to show you the best/worst part.
The meat? It comes pre-cooked and pre-seasoned in big flat bags that are about 2x2.5'. You drop them in a thing that looks a bit like a dishwasher but is full of water. This thing boils the meat, in the bag, until it is the right temperature, at which point you remove the bag with tongs, cut the top off, and dump the meat into the serving station.
Once, while I was working there, a bag of meat ...ruptured... in the boiling machine. It was about as horrifying as you'd expect.
(and no, nobody ever wore gloves. are you fucking kidding?)
"This is where we hold our hot proteins and sauces."
Oh. Oh my.
That was the theme music from Dead Like Me.
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