captain scowly face
worse than 4? really?
LOOK WHO'S HERE, KIDS
(it is a rapemonster)
Stick around after the credits this time. It's not crosspromotional horseshit this time.
Good stuff, as usual.
lol @ lost one of the three symbols needed to open my front door
More line-dancing in movies? Sounds like a great idea to me!
Thought you could slip a sewer level by us and no one would notice, didn't you lads?
This was a four until the very end
"Imagine a parallel universe where every game and movie, regardless of genre, was required to incorporate at least one line dancing competition."
Y'mean like Bollywood?
I was trying to avoid all info about this game cause I wanted to judge the game for myself, but seriously? A wacky black sidekick? An unecessary female counterpart? Fuck this game.
Ok, POE needs a 10 star rating system.
Man what happened? Why did this suddenly become five starrable again?
I do have another question. How can you actually find Japanese horror games scary? Fatal Frame was so unscary that it actually made me less scared of several other things. I'm no longer arachnophobic for instance.
Yahtzee really needs to make with the Cutscene Theatre bits more often...not TOO often though or those dorks at the Escapist will find some way to fuck it up.
Was that Lord British at 1:40?
|Harold Manchester |
Soooo does he edit out the moments where he takes a breath? He breathes right? Otherwise holy shit.
He should also mention that screwing up an attack will fucking KILL you. Mistiming means the monsters dodge and get a super combo counter-attack.
And I mean Akuma style cheap shots that drain your health bar.
Also, the system requirements for PC are retardedly high.
The game itself runs fine on single core machines... However the cutscenes are specifically designed for dual cores and up. Meaning that people who didn't read the box will wonder what the fuck happened when the otherwise smooth running game horfed and locked up when the cutscene came around.
Very, very sloppy coding. There is no reason with the right tweaking this game could not have run on a beefy single core rig.
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