Congratulations you fat waste for spending tons of time on this piece of shit game. You're really a useless piece of crap, so stop playing our shit game and go do something else.

These guys are dicks. I mean they probably have a good point? But still. Dicks.

Aerosmith did the exact same thing on Revolution X ... but nobody finished that.

Yeah that delivery could have been better and significantly less condescending.

"And remember, the small taste of accomplishment a victory you just felt is just an empty surrogate for things to fail to accomplish everyday!"

I like Jeff Goldblum, so having him talk to me like that is a particularly stinging slap in the face.