j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-10-27 :D Happy tanks and forward swept wing jet blasting off, and a world leader with a black belt in Judo! I am amused.
Caminante Nocturno - 2008-10-27 Imagining some lovestruck Schoolgirl writing Putin's name over and over in her notebook. Putting hearts over the i's and everything.
kiint - 2008-10-27 and after his agents have recovered the document and Putin stands alone reading his name repeated over and over, his cold-rolled metal heart shifts a little bit. His slate-grey eyes achieve a faraway look uncharacteristic of the frozen depths of his soul, as he recalls a long-gone day in Vladivostok, when a certain girl from Tsulnerak caught his eye behind the rocket-fuel complex at the school training grounds. The heat of their passion melted the permafrost in a wide arc around them, almost literally consuming them as the rocket fuel began to burn, burn....
zatojones - 2008-10-27 ... and as quickly as the feeling came it was gone. He ordered her death with a quick dash of his pen on paper and moved on to the next article.