I just got done working during one of the lamest, busiest, lamest, and dumbest festivals of my town. I spent weeks helping my boss prepare for it, and the whole weekend trying not to punch needy tourists with cameras in the face or throw hot fries at them.
No. Twas the time for Keene NH's Pumpkin Fest. A pitiful festival which used to hold the world record of most lit jack o' lanterns in one place, but has since lost its glory to Boston hijacking the idea.