Helena Handbasket I just got done working during one of the lamest, busiest, lamest, and dumbest festivals of my town. I spent weeks helping my boss prepare for it, and the whole weekend trying not to punch needy tourists with cameras in the face or throw hot fries at them.
I needed this.
Aelric wow, you don't happen to live in Leavenworth, Washington State, do you? I had many a ruined Oktoberfest in that faux-germany resort town.
Also: Obligatory awwwwwwwwwwwwww
Helena Handbasket No. Twas the time for Keene NH's Pumpkin Fest. A pitiful festival which used to hold the world record of most lit jack o' lanterns in one place, but has since lost its glory to Boston hijacking the idea.