Rodents of Unusual Size
I think I'm going to vomit first.

baleen

why because you don't want a hug.

Rodents of Unusual Size
The black and white cookie made me vomit! Now my vomit record is ruined.

futurebot
The thing is, the cookie doesn't make a good metaphor here, because in the cookie, both sides co-exist in perfect harmony.

Camonk
You keep records of your vomit? That's kind of weird, guy.

Godard's Drinking Problem
I prefer a chocolate babka, myself

RockBolt
There's no more chocolate, what about cinnamon?

baleen

The Black and White cookie was invented in the upper east side at the Greenberg Bakery in the 40's. It's about as Jewish as you can get. Then Seinfeld made them nationally famous by saying they represent race relations in New York. Just for anybody that didn't catch the reference...

wtf japan
The white part is made from the milled bones of innocent Christian children. The chocolate is just chocolate.

Stog
Hey guys I spent two weeks in Japan

All the Japanese schoolgirls think I am hot and very fuckable

So I rape them with my extra tentacle arms

gijgijgkjgkjgkjgkgkjhhgh John Cena does not want to sit on your face.

Cena_mark
I was in Japan as well.

Cena_mark
But the point is that I went to Kenya, and found that it was not like the United States. And Obama should not be president.

Stog
You know what Kenya is filled with? Goddamn animals.

Obama's a goddamn animal too, he shouldn't fuckin be the president. He'll do goddamn drive-bys on people he don't like (especially the GOP).

jangbones
I am from the north. I now live in the south. The south is not like the United States. At least not the good parts.

baleen

I went to Cena's house once. Not really what I thought. Mom was a little tighter than I thought but, meh, could take it or leave it.

Rodents of Unusual Size
Did you go on SA FAIRY?

Miskimo
I think it might be... a joke

RockBolt
WOOSH

baleen

OLDMACHO ARE YOU IN COLLEGE

Oldmacho
NO NOT ANYMORE.

I can't even tell whats a joke anymore because even the real shit is surreal.