"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal..."

Merde.

If you go to law school the Federalist Society has meetings with guys like this at least twice a month. And there's free pizza.

He probably would like to say "egalitarianism" but figures "equality" is the closest thing the ignoramuses in the audience can understand.

Also

WE!
HAVE!
A!
BETTER!
VALUE!
SYSTEM!

Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
"Hey there peasant! Aren't you happy with your mud farming job?"

By equality we it is meant equal rights and equal protection under the law. It does not mean we all own the same amount of shit. It does not mean we all end up equal in the end. But it means we all have the same opportunity to work hard and pursue happiness.
Most the millionaires in this country didn't start out rich. In America fortunes are gained, fortunes are lost, but we're all free to pursue it.

One trick fucktard

Wow, someone never read the constitution...

Think about this: people are applauding him.

I'd really love to know the context (assuming there is any) behind the beautiful/ugly people part. That came out of nowhere and even the audience seemed confused for a moment. Of course, they get over it as soon as someone loudly says "AHMURRIKUH!".

I want to punch this bastard in the neck.