Camonk He's semi-honest about the McCain campaign. Ask him about anything else, and he'll lie purely by reflex. He'll tell that not only are we winning in Iraq, but that Iraq is actually a golden castle on the moon.
Meerkat I think Kristol has some kind of kleptomania-like mental illness, where he craves the sort of attention that only being consistently fucking wrong provides.
fluffy Humiliation fetish? I think you may have something there.
voodoo_pork I was thinking something more along the lines of a "being a soulless douche" fetish.