Its true, they didn't torture him, they simply used harsh interrogation techniques.

I think by using McCain's flight suit to attract tourists to the Hanoi Hilton, both McCain and capitalism have the last laugh.

I'M SURE HE'LL BE A GREAT PRESIDENT. IF HE DOES BAD, JUST SLAP HIM IN THE RIBS A FEW TIMES.

I like the Onion's Op-Ed version better, and am surprised there wasn't outcry over it. "There's this electricity about him that I haven't seen in decades, maybe even not since the last time I clamped jumper cables to his scrotum and ran 5,000 volts through his scrawny American balls." 3dgy.

also how fucking metal is this former jailer caging birds as a hobby