David Hasselhoff: The Anti-Colbert.

Sharks and dolphins always stick together.

It's on account of their teeth that makes them nature's best friend.

Dammit, bears, I thought you had more sense than to back communism. Yogi would be so disappointed in you.

Oh man, these are getting simply unfuckingreal. I lost my shit at the slide whistle song and bear dance.

Facts don't lie.

Why does everybody fault Germany for holding this mad in the position of demigod?