|Killer Prunes |
|Herr Matthias |
With that many piercings, she must be a very interesting person indeed!
I hate body modification so god damn much.
I don't want to see below her neck.
Look at me, mommy/daddy/classmates! Please? Ok, NOW will you look at me? etc., etc.
she must be fun to be behind at the airport.
Too bad this video doesn't show her receiving the corollary to this award, World's Most Unattractive Woman award.
I, for one, celebrate her individualism and probable-borderline-insanity. Were it not for the "freaks," the misfits who dare to play by their own rules in a world of stultifying conformity and herd-mentality social norms, this world would be a dull and monotonous place to live. Truly, she has risen above banal mediocrity and made this little blue rock we all share a little bit more interesting.
Plus, she's Brazilian AND has hundreds of genital piercings? Oh my god, that has to be a mind-blowing level of bedroom freakiness.
It'd be like fucking a staple gun.
|Thatcher Pennywhistle |
"Should I stop at two-hundred?"
|Daddy Warcrimes |
horrifying, and I'm a jaded Angeleno.
I hope she never needs a MRI. or has to fly anywhere.
|bang to buck ratio |
I'd hit that. We'd probably jingle.
What's she attempting here, plate mail?
|Spike Jonez |
The "beard o' piercings" is what disturbs me most about her.
I bet she loses jewelry off her body all the time.
"So I was telling Christina that" *clack-clack-clink* "she should come over after..."
"What the hell was that?"
"Huh? Oh, I must have lost my 426th labial ring. Whatever, it happens."
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