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Desc:Help me, Obi Wolf Kenobi-Blitzer!
Category:News & Politics, Science & Technology
Tags:CNN, Wolf Blitzer, election 2008, Holograms
Submitted:cognitivedissonance
Date:11/04/08
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Comment count is 31
Caminante Nocturno
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You think this is the real Quaid?

It is.
mantang0
five stars for this comment alone

lordpotato
Seconded.

Hooker
Third.

haole
help us obi won kenobi, you're our only hope...

fourthguy
So is it officially the future now?
Zoot42
Yes, let's count up the future points, shall we?

50/50 pts- Black man president

100/100 pts- holograms

1200/ pts- roomba

0/200 points- hovercar

Total:1300 points of 1500

Cleaner82
There's a car that runs on air. If you squint at that sentence a certain way you could imagine it was a hovercar.

Cap'n Profan!ty
1200 + 100 + 50 = 1300

must be new math

halon
FUTURE MATH

zatojones
The future ain't here until the sex robots make the scene

chumbucket
0/5000 - Brainstorm-like sex toys

Cleaner82
It's not a freakin' hologram unless Wolf Blitzer can see it. This is like... a cameragram or something.
Cube
Oh, Jessica Yellin. Not Jessica yellin'.
fluffy
I wanted it to be that way too.

Rodents of Unusual Size
Wolf is not down with this...he can't see her tits as good!
DMKA
CNN > Fox and MSNBC

There is no longer a debate.
dr_rock
WTF was the point of that? What an incredibly dumb use of money and technology.
dichotic1
yeah, who the fuck decided this was a good idea?

Ageusiatic
Why do you think it's on PoE TV?

BillFisto
It would be pretty awesome if they had her flying around, though, or if they could make her wear silly hats or something.

baleen
What are you guys talking about!?

WHINE WHINE WHINE
WHAT'S THE POINT OF THIS TECHNO---

HOLY SHIT THERE'S A LADY IN MY ROOM THAT ISN'T ACTUALLY HERE

IrishWhiskey
You know why we don't have jetpacks and rayguns? Because of assholes like you.

People who question the logic and practicality of pushing technology instead of striving for the dream of American Gladiators with an all-cyborg velociraptor cast.

dr_rock
What backwards-ass state do you live in where you don't have jetpacks and rayguns? I've had them for at least 3 years now, and I already take them for granted! Get with it!

I am all for cyborg velociraptors, but this is NOT helping! (Actually, fuck velociraptors... I want cyborg Allosaurus! Velociraptors were actually only the size of turkeys, despite what Spielberg would have you believe). This is a distraction from the REAL technological research needed. Why isn't CNN spending that money on developing faster hydraulic claws? You have no good answer to that question, and you know it.

IrishWhiskey
Because CNN are expending over 90% of their technology R&D budget into keeping Larry King alive. At first it was regular old genetic enhancements and cybernetic implants, but now they are testing a 'virtual news anchor' system to keep him around in perpetuity.

The other 10% of the budget of course, goes into giant touchscreen TVs.

fatatty
Actually the dinosaur you want is the Deinonychus. That's the dinosaur that Spielberg based his velociraptors on. They're basically an 11 foot long version of a velociraptor. Just with a way less marketable name. And they deserve cyborg enhancements most of all for being used so callously by Hollywood.

MrBuddy
I'm with dr rock on this one but I'm still mad at him for not sharing his jetpack with me or at least letting borrow his flying car. I don't really need rayguns unless I'm doing yard work.

OK seriously though... cyborg velociraptors?? If technology is to be applied in a useful way why don't something the world really needs like Jenna Jameson clones?

halon
CNN uses the coolest technology for the dumbest shit ever.



Also, Obama-wan kenobi jokes all night long.
Gwago
Whaaaaaat

Can we really do this?
Hooper_X
YES WE CAN.

Corman's Inferno
What, no simultaneous dissolve to make it look like she's teleporting out?
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