|Caminante Nocturno |
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You think this is the real Quaid?
So is it officially the future now?
Yes, let's count up the future points, shall we?
50/50 pts- Black man president
100/100 pts- holograms
1200/ pts- roomba
0/200 points- hovercar
Total:1300 points of 1500
There's a car that runs on air. If you squint at that sentence a certain way you could imagine it was a hovercar.
It's not a freakin' hologram unless Wolf Blitzer can see it. This is like... a cameragram or something.
Oh, Jessica Yellin. Not Jessica yellin'.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Wolf is not down with this...he can't see her tits as good!
CNN > Fox and MSNBC
There is no longer a debate.
WTF was the point of that? What an incredibly dumb use of money and technology.
yeah, who the fuck decided this was a good idea?
What are you guys talking about!?
WHINE WHINE WHINE
WHAT'S THE POINT OF THIS TECHNO---
HOLY SHIT THERE'S A LADY IN MY ROOM THAT ISN'T ACTUALLY HERE
What backwards-ass state do you live in where you don't have jetpacks and rayguns? I've had them for at least 3 years now, and I already take them for granted! Get with it!
I am all for cyborg velociraptors, but this is NOT helping! (Actually, fuck velociraptors... I want cyborg Allosaurus! Velociraptors were actually only the size of turkeys, despite what Spielberg would have you believe). This is a distraction from the REAL technological research needed. Why isn't CNN spending that money on developing faster hydraulic claws? You have no good answer to that question, and you know it.
Because CNN are expending over 90% of their technology R&D budget into keeping Larry King alive. At first it was regular old genetic enhancements and cybernetic implants, but now they are testing a 'virtual news anchor' system to keep him around in perpetuity.
The other 10% of the budget of course, goes into giant touchscreen TVs.
I'm with dr rock on this one but I'm still mad at him for not sharing his jetpack with me or at least letting borrow his flying car. I don't really need rayguns unless I'm doing yard work.
OK seriously though... cyborg velociraptors?? If technology is to be applied in a useful way why don't something the world really needs like Jenna Jameson clones?
CNN uses the coolest technology for the dumbest shit ever.
Also, Obama-wan kenobi jokes all night long.
Can we really do this?
|Corman's Inferno |
What, no simultaneous dissolve to make it look like she's teleporting out?
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