socialist_hentai damn your silly language with your gratuitous "th"-s!
Camonk How come he knows how bright the sun is but not the color of his mother's hair? I don't think this thing is internally consistent.
TimbolinoBilchard I tell you why she killed you. You said you had blond hair and yet, both mommy and daddy had dark hair. I'm not drawing any conclusions, but I bet the mailman had blond hair.
SDAusmus Why do they never do these "Don't Kill Me Mommy" ads with black babies?
Camonk Cause the people who make these videos are as scared of a black person as you would be of, say, a tiger charging you on the back of a rhino.
Lauritz Melchior It was five stars before the song. The song boosted it to 5 million!
GoneGirl Agreed. Judging by the voice, this preborn child was obviously a retard, anyway.
NoCode Holy SHIT, just skip ahead to 3:00. It is PURE GLIMMERING GOLD!!!!
CharlesSmith I used to have just the audio version of this I got from some site where a sound engineer was putting all the weirdest shit she encountered on her personal website. I'm glad to see that it now has video.
Rabid Vegan Wait, you're dead how can you still sing OH MY GAWD SINGING FETUS ZOMBIE RUN