tears of HOT BUTTERY COUNTRY RAGE
Close-ups and slow-mo are not this woman's friends. She has too many bones in her face. Five because CRY YOUR HEART OUT BITCH
AND THEN DIE
ALONE AND SCARED
Six months ago, she didn't even know she wanted to be vice president or what a VP does.
I'm not sure I had a point. Maybe that she can't miss what she probably never wanted in the first place.
|Spit Spingola |
My five stars are for the end.
The slow, pathetic, hilarious slouch back to the land of her husband's Native People.
This is pretty much what Internet nerds do, because it's the only thing they know how.
Do you have to repeat the "to do" in a sentence like that? Or just the "to"?
I'd appreciate your help in improving my (officially) third language.
"This is pretty much what Internet nerds do, because it's the only thing they know how to do."
Leave out the "how" at the end and it reads better.
"This is pretty much what Internet nerds do, because it's the only thing they know."
"This" is what they "know" and what they "do". You might also consider dropping "what", replacing it with "all" and adding a "can" before "do" .
"This is pretty much all Internet nerds can do, because it's the only thing they know."
It still reads a bit funny, but you'll get less shit from English Nazis... except on POE, since we're attention whores who strive with all our baleful cunning to cut anyone down we see as a threat to our source of precious, precious adulation.
I guess the "only thing they know how to do" would be the best choice here, then. Internet nerds tend to know a whole range of things from Star Wars to Star Trek, it's the doing part that's lacking.
NOW she look attractive.
|Teased Vagina |
Needs "miss congeniality" tag
Aw, don't cry lady. At least you got $200,000 worth of designers clothes out of it. Plus you can make a few million more with book and TV deals. And you didn't even have to do any work for it, except for cramming for the VP debate.
Rodents of Unusual Size
The clothes are being sold off to charity.
But hey, she'll always have memories of that shopping fiasco-er...trip.
According to the Palin camp, a number of the clothes "have gone missing," the promise was to donate her clothes, not those she got for her husband and family, and Sarah Palin never said she'd return the clothes, the McCain camp made that announcement without telling her.
The trick is to assume everything she says is a lie and never think you are setting your expectations too low.
Clothes For Retarded Babies With Even More Retarded Names
I didn't see any tears.
End was good, though
|Caminante Nocturno |
5 stars for the end alone
Consuming those would make you immortal, you know. I know I would pay handsomely if somebody could sucker punch her one day, and trap them in a small vial and deliver them to me.
|Godard's Drinking Problem |
I was in Grant Park last night, and the minute McCain thanked Palin for his performance in the campaign all 250,000 erupted in screaming, soaring boos. It was hilarious.
I'd still hit it.
The kind of comeuppance that only comes once in a lifetime.
That gave me my first, and probably last, Palin boner.
Needs a "nourishment" tag.
|wtf japan |
America rejected you like a rancid kidney!
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Not since the Santorum wail has an election been so satisfying.
Cry some more!
it's been said, but
NA NA NA NAAAA NAA HEY HEY HEY GOOOOOOODBYE
Oh god yes cry for me
|Frank Rizzo |
her tears taste like joy
You think this hurts Sarah? Imagine how all that caribou and elk felt being "hunted" from a helicopter by you.
|Goethe and ernie |
Oh God how I want to lick up those puddles of salty sustenance. Weep for me, idiot-woman. Weep.
This makes me smile, even now, a month after the election.
Especially the end.
This is still good.
Need some help with that, buddy?
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