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IrishWhiskey

- 2008-11-06

Haha, those stupid losers!

*Goes back to check 538.com for the 500th time today*

simon666

- 2008-11-06

You and me both. I want to see that Omaha square change colors, and get the last update of Missouri. *Opens 538 in a new tab*

Ursa_minor

- 2008-11-06

Haha, the zombie walk.

theSnake

- 2008-11-06

The electoral map in the background is incorrectly showing Ohio and Indiana as red.

I'm going to visit my pregnant sister this weekend and will suggest she name her baby boy Barack.

I spent half the day at work surfing Digg frantically searching for conservatives to gloat/troll.

These are all facts.

IrishWhiskey - 2008-11-06

Not to mention they left red Virginia, North Carolina, New Mexico, New Hampshire, Colorado and others.

We worked for those states and we want credit dammit! Oh, and don't even think about forgetting Omaha!

robotkarateman

- 2008-11-06

Omaha's not a state.

IrishWhiskey - 2008-11-06

They have an electoral vote! And it went for Obama!

CNN can afford goddamn holograms, but they can't afford to display a states split electoral votes, stupid lazy sons of whores.

robotkarateman - 2008-11-07

That's not true.

[check's Wikipedia]

Ok, you just typed that in there. It's not true.

IrishWhiskey - 2008-11-07

Don't you know? I never lie about anything except the Dutch.

http://www.omaha.com/index.php?u_page=2835&u_sid=10480262

UnderANeonHalo

- 2008-11-06

Empty rhetoric.

Caminante Nocturno

- 2008-11-06

But we have found purpose. We have found it in lording our victory over crushed McCain supporters.

Spoonybard

- 2008-11-07

Best game in years. The best part was the old champion team's new quarterback throwing that hail mary pass to their giant foam mascot

The McK - 2008-11-07

Spoony: Thank you for that. That is a perfect analogy.

Caminante Nocturno - 2008-11-07

I'm going to be repeating that one in the future.

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