robotkarateman 
Wanker. Wanker wanker fuck. Rudy. Wanker.
Leave my boots alone!
Rudy! Wanker. Wanker fucker. Wanker pants. Wanker fuck. Wanker pants.
What are you saying?
Wanker pants.
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Syd Midnight Fits my hypothesis that if you could translate bird speak, it'd be nothing but laughter and profanity.
Most bird-speaking-human-language is mimicry, but laughter and profanity are the 2 things any parrot can use in context. Can take months to teach a bird its name, but they'll learn to say "goddamnit" or "fuck" in context right quick.
Also, American spelling of what? I said "right quick" so we're even.
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robotkarateman Also, if there's one important lesson that we can take from this video, it's that "wanker pants" is a tag whose time has come.
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jangbones
I wonder where he got that annoying fucking voice from.
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Caminante Nocturno
Birds are pretty awesome.
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Cube
I wish all animals could run around calling people wankers.
We deserve it.
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Syd Midnight They do. We just don't translate it, otherwise there'd be a lot more extinct species.
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baleen
That bird is really beautiful.
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Meerkat
What weird voice? He sounds just like she does!
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UnderANeonHalo
This was neat by itself but it made me think of the episode of home movies where Jason got a parakeet and that really made me laugh.
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Keefu
Where did you learn such language, Rudy?
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Syd Midnight
Magpies may not speak as well as parrot birds, but GODDAMNED MAGPIES. They learn car alarms, police sirens, horns, dog barks, and would use all those in a John Cage symphony outside my window early in the morning.
Yeah I ended up stalking and sniping a few with my BB gun, hungover and in a bathrobe. I'm sorry, I didn't want to have to, but it seems the only sounds magpies cannot learn are the words "SHUT THE FUCK UP".
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