I'm hot for words now.

Part of it is her accent's incomprehensible

Clearly Slavic, Swedish sounds nothing like that. I would guess either Russian or Uzbeki.

Ah ha! Her website says she's from Nizhny Novgorod, Russia, right near Uzkebistan. I am awesome.

The AK-47 one in Russian is fap-tastic.

Her facial structure is also Slavic...

More accurately her facial structure is "quickly aging Russian". Russian women often times start off super hot but they go from awesome to babushka in like a year.

Novgorod, the world's first genuine democracy!

Can we please all stop bringing up that "Slavs age ugly" piece of trivia every time a hot Russian appears, we've all seen the same Daily Show and Onion bits about it and frankly it's not only false but vaguely racist, why would Slavs age any better or worse than anyone else.

Agreed. Given all the airbrushed and CG'ed superwomen on the internet, even that stupid girl on YouTube with the green tanktop who does all her videos in the MySpace angle and a kissy fish face, this woman just doesn't measure up as "hot".

But stars for huge fucking crab legs.

I shall also eke one out.

historical linguistcs is awesome, she is cute, and you are wrong.

INTERNET WHITE KNIGHT TO THE RESCUE

(she isn't here)

well shit, I guess I don't have a date to internet prom then.

unless you want to go with me! I mean, you were never my first choice, but don't feel too bad about that.