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The part where he swings the knife sissy-fight style is fucking golden.
Also: "Gore-Tex, that's like the same thing as Kevlar."
Once you go blacktical, you never go backtical.
"97% of people who wear body armor survive attacks, the other 8% don't because they are stupid."
If only this were real.
The tactical drop was AMAZING.
A million stars for UFC 83 reference, because that's exactly what I was thinking.
I like to think of these guys as NPCs from CounterStrike and this is what they do when not on a mission.
"ARMY" - as far as I can see he's totally credible
Somewhat ruined by the cameraman laughing quietly.
I'm surprised the actual GUY wasn't laughing.
"Use it on sentries, dogs, gerbils..."
Fives stars due to having just watched 1 and 2 back to back prior to this.
He seems to choke down laughter after several choice lines. Please tell me he's not for real.
If you believe this guy is for real, then god help you.
Click the "elite team fighting" tag to see the original two he is satirizing.
Actually you're probably going to have to put that tactical whistle in your neckhole.
"Snap, bring it up, whistle."