Not bad.

What's wrong with that girl's face?

Be still, my beating heart....

i know it's not nice, but that face can only be descibed as unfortunate

She'll kill ya five times before ya hit the ground.

that's the face of woman who's killed a couple pimps.

the deadly "baton twirling" martial art style

Yeah, but can she cut her way out of a wet paper bag?

Needs to include the fist coming from off camera to punch her while she's showboating.