|Camonk - 2008-11-10 |
After Palin, this is the person from this election season I want to die most. Shut the fuck up, Joe the Plumber. You're a retarded flash in the pan whose gotten way more than his allotted 15 minutes.
I'd like to give five more stars for Alan Colmes' suddenly sprouting of a spine every once in a while.
Joe the Plumber is an everyman insofar as I've talked to people exactly like Joe the Plumber on numerous occasions when I'm sitting at the bar. I strike up conversations, and they are all too happy to shift the conversation into fields of their particular interest (though not expertise), regardless of the irrelevance.
"Queen's an alright band. But I ain't gonna like a band when the one guy was a fag."
"Okay, but I mean, the songs aren't gay. I mean, all the songs about sex are about women."
"Fags piss me off. Do you know that there's schools in California where they teach kids how to be fags?"
"See, I really don't think that's true. Do you actually think that kids are required to take classes where they learn how to have gay sex?"
"It's fucking true. They're trying to fag up the country."
Then I have to go find a new place to drink away from this idiot.
I hate Joe the Plumber.
|chumbucket - 2008-11-10 |
Joe The Guy Who Represents All Of The Retarded Fucks Who Say Dumb Things That He Says
|IrishWhiskey - 2008-11-10 |
Socialism: any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or governmental ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods 2 a: a system of society or group living in which there is no private property b: a system or condition of society in which the means of production are owned and controlled by the state
Why does it come as no surprise he can't even understand the dictionary?
"I've never opposed paying taxes"
You know, except for when he didn't pay his taxes. As a tax cheat. Other than that, he's in favor of it.
|waxeater - 2008-11-10 |
When can I stop hearing about this guy forever?
Why is he being interviewed about American politics??
Eagerly awaiting the Joe the Plumber porn spoof.
JO the plumber.
It's gay porn, of course.
Palin\Joe the Plumber 2012!!!
Jo would be the screwee, if for no other reason than the old man could run circles around him mentally and would trick him into it.
Hell, that could be a major plotpoint:
"Old guy tricks virile, aggressive young moron into being his sex monkey. Oh, and fixing his toilet for free."
|Space Helicopter - 2008-11-10 |
Looks like Cronos from God of War.
No, I didn't play it. (the video)
Or the video game, where the characters name is Kratos.
(and he isn't fat)
|Randroid - 2008-11-10 |
Joe Plumber, the Everyman of our dessicated, ventrically dysfunctional, rotting right-wing heart.
|The Townleybomb - 2008-11-10 |
I had no idea he was on welfare, too, although I guess I just should have assumed.
This guy is going to be a great Trivial Pursuit question in a couple of years.
|baleen - 2008-11-10 |
I'm really happy that this guy currently represents the Republican Party. WEEEEEEEE
|sliggy - 2008-11-10 |
It goes against his principles to get a tax break. This guy is a Republican?
Doesn't want to pay more and doesn't want a tax break.
Bailouts and tax cuts for the rich are fine, but tax cuts for the middle class are socialist.
Joe and Palin are highly appropriate symbols for the current Republican Party and how it got where it is.
|ihounokyaku - 2008-11-10 |
Between him and Palin, the GOP is dooooooomed!
2012 - Palin runs for President. Her VP choice is Joe the Plumber. Make it happen, GOP*
*- unless they're popular enough to win, in which case don't make it happen.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2008-11-10 |
I can't believe this shit snacker's 15 minutes aren't up already.
|Pillager - 2008-11-10 |
"Um. Uhh. um... to a democracy?"
|mouser - 2008-11-10 |
The fuckers complaining about wealth distribution and calling Obama socialist are the first ones who lined up for federal relief funds after the last tornado outbreak.
Duh, we payed into it. We used it we didn't abuse it. Um. Socialism. I read it in a dictionary last time I was on T.V. Marxism. How many other democratic presidents caused tornadoes? Hmm? You gotta go into the history of tornado relief.
I was overcome by the stupid waves emanating from his plumber-ness.
|fatatty - 2008-11-10 |
This is what happens when you get the totality of your political education from Rush Limbaugh and Palin stump speeches.
|tamago - 2008-11-10 |
It's going to be a great four years watching the neocons blather and splutter.
Also, agreed on the five for Alan getting a pair. He needs to do so more often and stop letting that bully Hannity kick him around.
|phalsebob - 2008-11-10 |
So Joe the plumber's name isn't Joe, he's not a licensed plumber, he's a rabid republican welfare case, he makes 40k a year not 250k, he was (is?) registered to the natural law party, and he has zero reading comprehension.
Clearly this man is a VP top choice for Palin in 2012. Oh god that would be a wonderful campaign.
His middle name is Joe and it's likely (and apparent) that he goes by Joe socially. Not that I care, I'm just tired of hearing the same false talking point. The rest is plenty enough to damn him.
|lordpotato - 2008-11-10 |
Five stars for Alan Colmes who by proxy just shot down every average dumbass who thinks like that.
|Lurchi - 2008-11-10 |
|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-11-10 |
Joe the Cancer that is Killing America.
|rev.dinosaur - 2008-11-10 |
*Trig Palin retarded
|Helena Handbasket - 2008-11-10 |
Brain hurt brain hurt brain hurt brain hurt brain hurt.
|Hooker - 2008-11-10 |
Joe the Plumber isn't very smart.
|William Batty - 2008-11-16 |
What's the deal on Joe the Plumber? Did somebody hire that guy? Were there auditions? Can I just walk up to one of the leading Presidential candidates and ask him whatever bullshit question, and the news will put it on TV and they'll talk about me at the fucking debates and interview me on FOX?
God damn it.
|oogaBooga - 2008-11-30 |
I dont know who this person is. Why is he on television?
I dont have cable, havent had it for a few years. WHY IS THIS ON TELEVISION I WAS ONLY GONE FOR A WHILE DID THINGS GET THIS BAD ALREADY!?!?!
|Shotgun Jackson - 2008-12-13 |
Those Hedge Fund managers that made billions last year by shorting the mortgage companies DID NOT work very hard. So Joe, we should tax them less because why? Joe you are an idiot just like every other person that voted for McCain that makes less than 250,000 a year... Bush's puppeteers have squeezed this country dry for 8 years. This is the largest wealth gap in history since 1928... We all know what happened in 1929. I just hope the apocalypse has a few zombies...
|Goethe and ernie - 2009-06-06 |
I hope you guys know that this is why the rest of the world thinks you're all stupid.
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