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That's a fine description. Goes down smooth, like a pig.
Yeah five for the description. WHO IS THE REAL PIG HERE?!?!?!
Wow, it didn't even look like it was enjoying it. It just . . . it just . . . oh god. Nightmares.
i like the tags.
I failed to notice any ska music or an obese english frontman with no hair?
That's how my iguana eats baby carrots.
shit I didn't know they could do that
Who the fuck needs teeth?
bitch as pussies do.
Bitch as pussies? Dogs cosplaying as cats?
Like a snake with legs.
And their bites are incredibly toxic, too! Just thought I'd remind everyone.
It's the perfect pet.
Slaughterhouse Five! Hey! I'm reading that right now!
An animal that should be terrifying, but instead comes off as totally awesome.
They can run 35 mph and can climb trees. Unsure on if they can swim but they can probably do that too. Maybe that helps with the scariness.
It sure helped me! Now merely thinking about a Komodo Dragon makes me let out a terrified girly scream.
I think they're more awesome than scary because they're not here. Were I ever for some dumbass reason on Komodo, then they'd be terrifying. So I just won't ever go to Komodo.
Not to mention that the bacteria in their mouths kills anything that escapes by infection. That's the part that freaks me out.
That Komodo is obviously too lazy to kill a man. I'm sure he could, he just don't wanna. Guy's happy just snarfing down his pigs.
Nah, pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck.
So, exactly how sure are we that the dinosaurs are all dead?