CuteLucca 
Just fall to the ground and spin! Wish I'd known that when I was abducted.
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DMKA
Black kids get left home alone. Asians like to cut through alleys.
This is fact.
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anvill
1990? They exclaimed "Right on!" in 1990? I know it's Canada, but still.
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Knaaks
What are those things around their necks? Some sort of Battle Royale exploding necklaces??
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Urburos
Bertram and Gertrude. With names like that, how could they NOT be cool?
Also, lie whenever possible.
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Quad9Damage
They've got their little stalker watches tuned to every kid in the neighborhood. I'd be more afraid of them than some guy offering me a ride.
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UnderANeonHalo
I don't see the down side to hot blonde perverts trying to catch you home alone.
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CharlesSmith
HOLY SHIT BURT AND GERT! This is the long version they showed in school, they had shorter commercial length ones during cartoons as well. I have seen every one of these so many times I can mouth the words.
Even as a 6 year old I knew "Cool dudes wouldn't go off alone if they don't have to" is a gross misuse of the term "Cool dudes".
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Hailey2006
Are they related to Doctor Rabbit?
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