CuteLucca - 2008-11-11 Just fall to the ground and spin! Wish I'd known that when I was abducted.
DMKA - 2008-11-12 Black kids get left home alone. Asians like to cut through alleys.
This is fact.
anvill - 2008-11-12 1990? They exclaimed "Right on!" in 1990? I know it's Canada, but still.
Knaaks - 2008-11-12 What are those things around their necks? Some sort of Battle Royale exploding necklaces??
Urburos - 2008-11-12 Bertram and Gertrude. With names like that, how could they NOT be cool?
Also, lie whenever possible.
craptacular - 2008-11-12 no i think its Gertrude and Bertrude.
i think i remember watching this as a kid...
Quad9Damage - 2008-11-12 They've got their little stalker watches tuned to every kid in the neighborhood. I'd be more afraid of them than some guy offering me a ride.
Camonk - 2008-11-12 Just the minority kids, so who cares?
UnderANeonHalo - 2008-11-12 I don't see the down side to hot blonde perverts trying to catch you home alone.
CharlesSmith - 2008-11-12 HOLY SHIT BURT AND GERT! This is the long version they showed in school, they had shorter commercial length ones during cartoons as well. I have seen every one of these so many times I can mouth the words.
Even as a 6 year old I knew "Cool dudes wouldn't go off alone if they don't have to" is a gross misuse of the term "Cool dudes".
Hailey2006 - 2009-11-26 Are they related to Doctor Rabbit?