takewithfood
So much evil.
Also, the woman in the audience wearing yellow at 6:36 and on who seems to get mad at what I assume is her boyfriend for high-fiving the not-the-father. I'm guessing she was cheering for the mom.
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lucienpsinger 
Aww. And she was a thousand and ten percent sure. :(
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Godard's Drinking Problem
That backstage folding table's got a lot of tears on it.
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Frank Rizzo
Why do black people have such retarded names?
"HE LUK INUH WINOW AHN LEHF! HE LUK INUH WINOW AHN LEHF! HE LUK INUH WINOW AHN LEHF!"
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dancingshadow Best one I've heard of:
Black mom was getting mad because the teachers couldn't pronounce her daughters name at school.
The name was written La-a. "La-a"
Take your guesses.
The correct pronounciation: Ladasha.
When the mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said:
"The dash don't be silent."
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svraz Snopes.com: Le-a
http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp
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svraz Also:
Why do you find black peoples names "retarded" Frank?
Please explain.
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boba. LOL hilarious stories guys!!!!! i love the hilarious way you transliterated her accent!!!! I just forwarded your awesome posts to everyone in my address book, LMFAO!!!!!!!
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Mad Struggle
Ma'am, the tests are in and we are 10,000% sure that YOU ARE ...a cum dumpster.
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simon666
"How are you sure he's not the father? Look at he white!"
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sosage
At this point, Maury is gonna have to switch from giving her DNA tests to STD tests...
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RomancingTrain
I bet she's preggers for that episode.
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NoCode
I'm guessing that her last name is Whore, and her middle initial is A.
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Caminante Nocturno
"Forever's Journey" sounds like a romance anime. I'm picturing a schoolgirl yuri romance. Lot's of girls in school uniforms, hair waving in the autumn breeze, staring into each other's eyes with a mixture of longing and hesitation.
That kind of thing.
I wrote this comment before I watched the clip.
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Konversekid
"QHIT LIE-YIN, QHIT LIE-YIN!"
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Senator_Unger
That level of confidence after being wrong so many times in a row can only be displayed by Maury's guests or members of the Bush administration.
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libby1217
boom shakalakah..i love this...i wish we had more!!!
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fermun
A story of our time.
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