OH MY GOD! OUR CHILDREN ARE BEING INFECTED WITH RECENTLY DISCOVERED GENES!
I think it's worth pointing out that these "children" who appeared in 1980 with these recently discovered genes became old enough to vote this year.
2008 - 1980 = 28 years old
= voting age + a decade
Yes, no. Yes. I'm aware. I was trying to make as much sense as saying kids are contaminated with recently discovered genes.
But thank you for that math lesson, Obvious boy. You should give George Lucas a call, I think he's having trouble writing some expositionary dialog for his TV show.
"...not every children knows how to apply themself to even if they're very very intelligent."
So, not you then.
I was born in the early 1980s. COULD I BE AN INDIGO CHILD BUT MY SKILLS HAVE BEEN REPRESSED BY EDUCATION??
I especially like that the My-Baby-Is-Special genes "have undergone strong natural selection." Not the garden variety natural selection the neighbor's kids got.
Also, the Indigo Child is here! Prepare for temperature drops and a sudden downturn in narrative cohesion!
At last, a REAL peer group. I'M OUTTA HERE, POETV!!
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I didn't believe this was real when I first heard about it a few months ago. The woman who told me about it is a "teacher of psychic children". Never underestimate American stupidity.
Among others who believe in this idiocy: Jenny McCarthy (surprise), who not only insists vaccines made her son autistic, but yes he also happens to be an indigo child as well.
And not, like, you know, um, the silicone injected into her before he was concieved?
I fit the formula, WHERE ARE MY SUPERPOWERS?!
But what if they're right!
"My precious child does not have a disadvantage due to some SCIENCE BUNK like aspergers, clearly he is hyper intelligent and telepathic and the next stage of human evolution."
I am a ROY G BIV child.
blah blah mitoclorian levels, blah blah blah
|Spike Jonez |
Idiotic overindulgent mollycoddlers, consarn it.
Look, you can either mock these people, or sell them some Indigo swag. This was a commercial.
| Register or login To Post a Comment|