LOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUD NOISES!!!

I love how loud, counter-pounding neo-con types looooooooove to bitch about the bailouts as if some mysterious, ghostly hand somewhere stepped in and made them a reality. They never actually mention the specific causes behind them or that 99% of the people they champion and rattle on so bravely about are the people responsible for the economic situation and the bail-outs themselves. It's just "BITCH BITCH BITCH WHERE IS MY CHECK ALSO", but then when someone like Obama talks about new taxes it's "HOLY FUCKBALLS COMMUNISM"

You people are such clown caricatures of thinking humans.

"Out of the ashes of failure"
I'm so glad we have an economic genius like this to speak to us, telling us that even when the economy collapses, we'll be fine with jobs, housing, etc.

"Listen to the people!!!"
Fella, I can barely stand listening to you for short intervals.

I bet this guy is short.

He never has anything in the scene to provide a reference of scale.

Also, he acts really short.

Is it bad I agree with some of this? I think it'd be nice if we could just do a do-over on the American automotive industry. :(

MethConservative

reminds my of charlie from sunny in philly, except not as funny

Yes, the US economy is exactly like a 0 car, and the bailout costs far more in real value than the economy produces.

Someone needs to give this guy tenure!

Speaking of cardiac arrest, we should be seeing one in 3...2...

This guy is a bad 1990s comedian in training. It's like Dennis Leary and this guy started at the same club, and Leary made it, while this rented a bedroom out of his sisters apartment in Queens and waited for his next shot to make it (Youtube).

Nobody likes this guy here?

Oh shut your fake melodrama hole.

Does he end every shouting tirade with that "What's next?" thing? I've only seen the two of his videos that showed up here.

Pardon ?

Thanks for the few seconds at the end dedicated to your cool-down period.

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