|j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-11-13 |
Swinging light distraction!
Also kitties and martial arts!
|Mike Tyson?! - 2008-11-13 |
I am sold, this is a good car.
|rapsnacks - 2008-11-13 |
Ninja Cat pulled into his parents' modest garage, deftly cranking his Apple iPod® to full volume with one flick of his gloved human hands. It was as if he could tune his ears to each one of the eight crystal-clear JBL™ speakers the Toyota engineers had packed into the interior.
Or maybe it was the sardines talking. That familiar euphoria was starting to grip his agile feline mind with the simple seduction of inevitable marine ecstasy. How many times had the XM NavTraffic® capability saved him from his addiction's memory-melting effects? As Ninja Cat's bright, feline eyes glazed to slits and finally closed, he found his mind still occupied--as it always was--by alloy wheels, DVD navigation, power heated outside rearview mirrors, intermittent rear window wipers, tilt and slide moonroofs, remote keyless entry...
no shit, that was fucking marketing poetry
|jangbones - 2008-11-13 |
|zatojones - 2008-11-13 |
Hey you got your Toyota Corolla in my Honda Fit!
oh come on! this car isn't NEARLY as gay as the fit.
"fit" is short for "aggit"
5 for swinging light distraction.
damn. I left off the "f" for "fail"
|fredfrankel - 2008-11-13 |
ninja kitties = stars
|mouser - 2008-11-13 |
Needs a furry tag.
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