You wish, kid. Start spreading rumors about his having cooties and that people who play with him are killed by terrorists, and THEN you might have a shot at the job.

Man, did that last line suck. All timeless and universal, then a jab at a forgotten early 21st century American.

Man I wanted to 5 star this so badly, but the last line did kind of ruin it.

this is not enjoyable to watch

"What the fffffff..."

I just about died from laughing at a goddamn preschooler, AGAIN.