Superdickery: The Movie
You will believe a man can be this big of a dick.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
My brain keeps trying to imagine context for this, while my heart screams in a giggly, high pitch, "STOP THAT!" I think I'll settle for looking it up on Wikipedia.
It's awesome, because if you pay attention, they don't actually say the word "olympics" or use any of the actual olympic iconography. That's just some douchebag with a torch.
Superman is such an asshole that he ruined the first ever Generic Games.
He did. And when the souvenir sellers made miniature replicas of a straight tower of Pisa, he promptly leaned it back. Oh, and this was after he was "all better".
|HURF BLURF DUH |
Who knew that Superman had laser breath that could be focused on a 6-inch wide flame from three hundred yards away? Truly amazing.
What would have been better is if he'd used his heat vision on all those doves, pelting the whole stadium in a rain of piping hot cooked squabs.
No, it's awesome because in the next shot a blonde woman with heart-shaped sunglasses is reading Kant's Critique of Pure Reason.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Gosh, Superman. Why are you ruining the Olympics?
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