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Caminante Nocturno - 2008-11-15

What is wrong with you?

You don't do this sort of thing if nothing is wrong with you, so something is clearly wrong with you.

What the Hell is wrong with you?`


heyitslozeau - 2008-11-15

nice cover caminante, OR SHOULD I SAY BIG AL?!


FineFilter - 2008-11-15

Translation:

Idiot
Hi
Thanks
Shit
Let's go!
I'm going.
Yes, yes, yes.
Shit.
[?]
Sorry.
Cute!
Later dumb bitches...

English: What a creep...


Knuckles - 2008-11-15

Thank you! Next, explain what the spanish words "si" and "gracias" mean. You are performing a vital service.


phalsebob - 2008-11-15

How do you say "I was tentacle raped by a drunken Japanese sararyman in a robot suit behind the BubbleTea?"

I want to learn common phrases.


FineFilter - 2008-11-15

Spanish is for commoners.


ponpoko - 2008-11-15

I think the one you didn't get was "Lupin the Third".

This is terrible


FABIO2 - 2008-11-21

It worked! Another one lured out of hiding. Off to the camps you go!


GiantAtomicFreak - 2008-11-15

I love the failed knuckle crack at the start.


Knuckles - 2008-11-15

My joke wasn't that bad


Goethe and ernie - 2008-11-15

In a way I'm glad that dudes like this exist, because when I'm sat in my underwear drinking cheap beer playing shitty videogames, I can think to myself "Thank God I'm not the fat dude who makes Youtube videos of the Japanese words he learned in his years of being an overweight virgin"


Sean Robinson - 2008-11-15

The turn to the camera after he cracks his knuckles, his head turning slightly after his body and his chin coming 'round slightly after the rest of his head: someone take that instant and cut it out and repeat it forever, please.

I'm doing a lecture on the topic of smugness and this would help me out significantly.


kingofthenothing - 2008-11-15

If he thinks anime and video games are great, samurai movies are going to blow his f'ing mind.


Camonk - 2008-11-15

Those have real Japanese people, so he'd never watch them.


nuzzles - 2008-11-15

Every French word I learned from Asterix.
Every Mexican word I learned from Xuxa.
Every North Korean word I learned from that creepy DPRK cartoon with the big-eyed baby animal soldiers.
Every Canadian word I learned from Mr. Dressup.


TeflonDoc - 2008-11-15

Xuxa was from a bit farther south than Mexico, but she was still a fond childhood memory.


Mad Struggle - 2008-11-15

I don't know what's sadder. Me knowing way more than him, or that he actually made a video for something like this. I'm hoping it's the later.


fourthguy - 2008-11-15

0:28-0:30: the face of the internet


Nikon - 2008-11-30

Why did I look?


UnderANeonHalo - 2008-11-15

Here's one for ya chief, zakenayo.


klingerbgoode - 2008-11-15

A very fat lad.


Adramelech - 2008-11-15

Stop being proud of knowing moonspeak, fatty.


a flaming monkey - 2008-11-15

He's a full time weeaboo, and that's all he's learned? I hate to say it, but that is truly poor form.


coprolalia - 2008-11-16

There but for the grace of God (and Motorhead) went I.


Konversekid - 2008-11-16

I don't see what the big deal is, I openly admit to learning all of the Spanish I know from Dora the Explorer.


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-12-01

You know what occurs to me just now is this is the guy who used to be that kid...the one that would make nice kids act dumb for a while because he was a bad influence, and then their parents would have a talk with them and he would never get to hang out with them because he is worse for kids than heroin.

This is what that kid grows up into.


klingerbgoode - 2008-12-02

no, this is the fat kid from around the block who you didn't like but kept inviting you over to his house to play snes. one time you went over: he'd make armpit farts and laugh for hours, and throw a tantrum in front of you and his mother when she asks him to stop.

then one day he walked by and said hello when you were with your cool friends, and you pretended you had no idea who he was.


twinkieafternoon - 2009-07-06

Big Al is neither. He is the kid that walked around before homeroom or outside before class assembly with his head down, muttering storylines for comics he made up to himself when all the other boys where talking about what dirty words meant or trading baseball cards or punching each others' arms or whatever. He was the kid who went home every day and played too many videogames and thought his grandma was his best friend through school because she frowned when he told her he was beat up a few times. He was the kid who didn't discover Playboy naturally the way every other kid did when the other kids did, so he ended up owning way too much Japanese stuff by 13 and is ashamed of it. He's the kid who made fun of himself at talent shows and told on the pot smokers.

In short, not every class had one of him, but a few in the school did.


klingerbgoode - 2008-12-02

BAKA BITCHES
BAKA BITCHES
BAKA BITCHES
BAKA BITCHES
BAKA BITCHES
BAKA BITCHES
BAKA BITCHES
BAKA BITCHES
BAKA BITCHES
BAKA BITCHES
BAKA BITCHES


thebaronsdoctor - 2008-12-17

Sadly he hasn't learned the Japanese equivalent to "Please stop hitting me". I get the feeling it would come in handy if he ever went to Japan.


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