|King of Balls |
Why did they call it a donkey punch? That's absurd.
|The McK |
What with all their rhyming slang and referencing Doctor Who, I guess the British just don't have time to check what things mean outside their island.
Seriously, NOBODY on the crew mentioned it?
Goethe and ernie
No, we know what it means. In fact, the film's about a donkey punch. That's why it's called Donkey Punch. Because it's about a donkey punch.
|Mike Tyson?! |
Hey guys, he uses a donkey punch to kill her. Didn't you follow what happened?
|Dutch Oven Fresh Pie |
Yeah, I don't think this is unintentially funny.
Three women holidaying in Spain happen across three eager young men, and the six party on the men's boat. However, everything goes wrong when one of the men, Josh (Julian Morris), goaded by his peers, performs an anal sex move known as a 'donkey punch' on one of the women, resulting in her death from a broken neck. The other five throw her body overboard so as to avoid trouble from the police, but their own fears and consciences soon fester away inside, before eventually erupting into violence.
Did he say, "its like the TARDIS"?
Between this and "Midnight Meat Train" movie titles are really going downhill.
the reason the donkey punch failed is because they smoked crack before doing it.
this was a real ad for like 6 months on a british-hosted message board i frequent, i was like WTF UK?
"How many times do I have to tell you, people, if you're going to pull a sex move like that, do it RIGHT! See what happens?"
So, did this movie make any money?
Musta been one hell of a punch!
scream at 1:41
When you're rockin' out, it could get violent! Please be careful.
After they got off to a fantastic start with Dead Man's Shoes and This Is England, it makes me sad that Warp Films are funding shit like this and that thing with the puppets.
Goethe and ernie
Oh shit, yeah. I meant to point that out, but got sidetracked by The McK's dickery. Huge dip in quality control.
"Dirty Sanchez" had even more problems. For one, no one believed it would kill you.
But I heard Zebra Stripes was a cult phenomenon. You can't predict these things.
No zebra stripes is when you are titty-fucking a woman and your ass leaves nasty stripes on her stomach.
Racoon was a hit. thats where you give her two black eyes and knock over the trash on the way out.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Seeing this trailer in a theater must've been a magical experience.
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