|Helena Handbasket |
Man, Stephanie is such a bitch.
|Killer Prunes |
My generation was LUCKY to have Barbie. Sure, she had unusually large boobs and tiny feet.... but what do kids have now?
|Jimmy Labatt |
I watched the first ten seconds and thought: this is pretty awful.
Then I looked down at the red scroll bar and realized that there were nine minutes and 49 seconds left.
Then I wept.
These poor girls probably thought this was going to launch their acting careers. I can imagine the years of being famous in elementary school because they were "on TV."
Also, the keyboard hook sounds an awful lot like the keyboard hook in Marky Mark & The Funky Bunch's "Good Vibrations."
Hook starts at :18.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Stephanie and Lisa clearly can't stand each other.
(holds up bright pink cinderblock) Got your Barbie Ceullular Phone?
|Cherry Pop Culture |
I totally still have this video somewhere.
There was an offer at Toys R' Us in 1994, where if you bought 1 of 6 different dolls, you got the tape for a whole penny!
I got one with long hair and a pink and blue mini dress. I can't remember the name, but she had 3 variants. Blonde, Burnette, Redhead. I specifically wanted the redhead, because I never had that haircolor on a doll.
I wanted to watch the live action Barbie show and not 2 little bitches. Oh well :/.
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