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Dogs of the AMS...
How many hundreds of times is this better than the movie? 2? 3? 7?
Oh god, wouldn't it be awesome if the the people responsible for this made a sequel to that movie? I remember how bad the first game's story and acting were, I had really no idea that House of the Dead 2 was like this. To bad Goldman didn't fly away at 1:15.
How awesome would it be if he squealed like a pig while falling to his doom? OR flying away... to his doom?
The original sin was... jeez, I'm stumped here.
Goldman repeatedly gets dangerously close to sounding like a muppet.
Suffer like G did? Look at your left!
Lurf..luff...loof?...OH! Life, life! Riiight.
I kept expecting Gordon Freeman to appear throughout the video. And when he didn't, I had trouble wrapping my mind around the fact that this video is real and not parody.
ZOMBIE GOASTS LEAVE THIS PLACE
No! Don't come! Don't come!
Thank you for rescuing me.
Beat me to it. Probably laughed at that one the first 8 times I played through it.
The voice acting is as choppy as the walk cycles.
My mom loved this game. At least three times a week she'd be all "Set up the thingy so I can shoot zombies!"
And it's creepy how Goldman uses the word "friends" the same way McCain did.
TO PROTECT THE LYFE CYOUCLE!