|Crucifried - 2008-11-19 |
Captain Dynamite: Space Zappa sounds like a fucking awesome game.
|SolRo - 2008-11-19 |
I'm trying, but F3 can't seem to get me that involved, and it does feel like oblivion.
VATS is fun though
review, not that funny
|IrishWhiskey - 2008-11-19 |
Even without stealing everything not nailed down, Fallout 3 replicates Oblivion in becoming ridiculously easy very fast, with health potions and money serving as toilet water and toilet paper respectively.
Still, this is a game where I can dress up as a supervillain, enslave children for profit, plant live grenades in people's pockets, fire teddy bears as weapons, and do something really awesome with a giant robot at the end. So yeah, its good.
|Xiphias - 2008-11-19 |
what a marvelous fellow
|UnderANeonHalo - 2008-11-19 |
I like the casualness of fallout 3, it lets me play for a bit and then go out and do things. Loses a star because Yahtzee was just too neutral about the game to get into the review.
|Thatcher Pennywhistle - 2008-11-19 |
He's still got some good one-liners but the fast talking schtick is done. sorry.
Yahtzee is as good as ever, with the exception of theme music. Going back to his old reviews, the beginning and ending song clips were 1/4 of the fun of the review. The Bioshock review would lose a star without "Octopus's Garden".
|Udderdude - 2008-11-19 |
Needs more rage.
|Ursa_minor - 2008-11-19 |
Bah, this game is amazing.
I did love the drama poses when he talks about voice acting however.
|citrusmirakel - 2008-11-19 |
I liked the first review better.
|socialist_hentai - 2008-11-19 |
5 stars for being right about everything
|Camonk - 2008-11-19 |
I was ready to give this three or four stars until the last line. He nailed it.
|glasseye - 2008-11-19 |
Another home run.
|Millard - 2008-11-19 |
"There's a reason no one has ever tried to mix real-time and turn-based combat before..."
Wha huh? I could name a dozen games that have tried this, namely "any D&D game since Baldur's Gate, including KOTOR 1 & 2".
|DMKA - 2008-11-19 |
|Pillager - 2008-11-19 |
He didn't provide the lolz, but he gave the game the good review it deserved.
|coprolalia - 2008-11-19 |
I never realized Link was an objectivist.
Yeah, that comment made no sense to me. Objectivism is about property rights above all else, and is the literal opposite of taking people's things in the name of a greater good.
|StanleyPain - 2008-11-19 |
I'm going to guess he hasn't really played the game, because if he had, his first complaint about VATS wouldn't have been how silly it seems in terms of realism, but the fact that if I plug a guy right in the face from 1 foot away with a sawed off shotgun, it does less damage than if I "aim" using VATS. (and even then, he might still be alive)
|godot - 2008-11-19 |
Okay, about this Branston Pickle:
Branston pickle is a form of pickled relish which is extremely popular in Southern England. It contains an assortment of mixed pickled vegetables, blended with various spices in a thick brown sauce, leading many people to confuse it with chutney.
Is it worth seeking out at the local British import shop?
|chumbucket - 2008-11-19 |
clearly not his best but liked that he spent most of the game taking people's stuff...oh wait, that what everyone ends up doing in this game
|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-11-19 |
|fatatty - 2008-11-20 |
Good review. Though when he was on the topic of stealing things he should have commented on people's reactions when you are caught. I was playing the other night and when trying to stand up out of a chair I accidentally stole a coffee mug off the table (Since steal and stand both use the same button).
Apparently one of the bar patrons saw me and suddenly everyone with a weapon in the room rushed at me with insane murderous rage. I ran out of the bar and the whole goddamn town had a bead on my brain and I was cut down pretty quick from gun fire raining down on me from every direction.
Kind of took me out of the illusion and since I left the bar it autosaved and I had to restart to my last hard save. I hate you so goddamn much empty coffee mug.
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