This is like a fever dream.
An awesome one.
actually, that impressed me a hell of alot more than expected.
now go learn the real guitar, dweebs.
The suburbs are sort of weird without drugs.
I don't know why anyone would make this!!
but, A for effort, I suppose.
All that effort would have been better spent learning to ride a real bicycle.
I've got to respect these kids' dedication to their completely weird idea.
Aw man, I'm too dumb to detect a viral ad.
Is it a viral? That crushes my hope man. That hurts.
Yeah exactly. This is fucking post-production know how. Someone just road a bike and an editor "painted" the rest into the frames.
God fucking damn it.
YOU FUCKING DREAMCRUSHER GODDAMNIT
also Ersatz wins the comment game
Goddamn modern commercialism has somehow managed to take the soul out of playing a GUITAR. Think about that. You can buy a cheap guitar and amp combo for $150 MAX, yet people are satisfied with pressing and flicking buttons to music. Fucking power chords and basic guitar fun can be learned in one sitting!!!!!!!! AGH!!!!!
And another thing! What the fuck do you think those British and American musicians of the 60s would think of today's idiotic guitar hero? Is it just me or is the whole concept the most soul crushingly illogical thing out there? Passive, passive, passive.
It's a fucking game, you pathetic whiner. It's not a sign of the downfall of creativity, it's a fucking game. It's goddamn DDR with your fingers. All of your bullshit whining stems, essentially, from the shape of the controller.
Your illogical tirade about how terrible it is that kids are playing this game instead of picking up a real guitar assumes that they EVER WOULD. It's a fun fucking game and your ridiculous whining serves no purpose but to add to the entropy in the universe. The time you spent bitching about something that harms nobody would have literally been better spent doing absolutely nothing.
What would the artists from the 60s think? "Oh, hey, they like my music, that's pretty cool."
No sane person who plays guitar hero thinks they're playing a guitar, or learning how to. It's a game, and you're an idiot.
I am right, you are wrong. So there. Internet rage is idiotic-- hating guitar hero is not. It is quite logical for a musician to hate guitar hero, and truth be told, all the musicians I play with laugh at the kids who waste their time on it. Now, I realize that us humans are not made to be 100% efficient and always do worthwhile activities, (hell, me typing out this response to you, some disagreable anonymous gabber is a self-acknowledged waste of time and does make me a bit of a loser in my own little way just like everyone else who posts) but my god when the activity is so idiotic (to a musician) it really pushes buttons so to speak. Maybe if you were a poet and I had some dumb rhyming program that I goofed with you would have the same venom. You gotta defend your passions! Now simmer down and go listen to some good guitar music! Nobody gives a fuck about what you and I think, and that even includes me.
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