Street Sharks are made entirely out of diamonds and have the collective density of sixteen suns.

oh my god, I used to watch this show.

needs Jawesome tag

-Street Sharks
-Biker Mice From Marks
-The Wild West Cowboys of Moo Mesa
-Road Rovers
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


Oh 90s, you and your anthropomorphic faggotry.

I use to love this show! Watched it on Italia Uno on cable. "Squalli della strada!"

jingle would have been 1000x better if it was "street sharks, street sharks, street FUCKIN' sharks!!"

This cartoon has two black women in it. One of them is old.

Five twice over -once for coming so close to a ludicrous 90s-rock version of the Itchy and Scratchy theme, and twice for the Jabberjaw reference in the very last segment.

Since they're all half shark does that mean their skeletons are only partially ossified?

I'm sure the local dept. of transportation hated how often these guys completely tore the roads to shreds.

What's more badass than sharks on motorcycles?

NOTHING.

not a drop of water shown in this intro

This was actually based on an obscure mature-readers-only comic. Think of Swamp Thing while Alan Moore was at the helm and you've got a good idea of what the comic was like. I'd normally say they Did Not Do The Research, but in this case it's more like They Just Didn't Care.

THEY BITE
THEY FIGHT
THEY STAND FOR EVERYTHING RIGHT

How are they going to show that they stand for everything right?

BY BITING IT
AND FIGHTING IT