BillFisto 
I used to hate it when my mom would hire a dancing chicken for my birthdays, too.
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baleen
Oh Sharky, you'll shake free of that teenage ennui eventually.
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Hugo Gorilla
Even the dog knows this isn't right. Some where Werner Herzog is making a note of this.
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Binro the Heretic
With a little editing and the proper soundtrack, this could be a David Lynch film.
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Doctor Arcane
No one on YouTube seems to realize that she was offering the rooster for Sharky to eat.
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dead_cat
That dog looks so uncomfortable.
And hey, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Sharky! We got you a dancing prostitute! She can really shake it! Hey now, Sharky, don't let that hooker eat ALL your cake.
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Diogenes
I don't know what I just saw. But I do know that what I just saw... it is Art.
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Cowboy Funk
Ummm... I can't be 100% sure but, it looks like that rooster was looking for a little Sharky action to me.
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Charles What about the random appearance of the rooster in the first place?
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glasseye
Needs "horror" category.
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racetraitor
Sharky is obviously tired of putting up with this woman's shit.
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Adham Nu'man
GUMMO 2, at Cannes Film Festival.
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robotkarateman
Later, when this dog mauls her to death, this video will be all over CNN.
Also, this needs "Eek The Cat" tag.
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Killer Prunes
Apparently, this is the same pit-bull from the "pit-bull with chicks" video. I'm guessing that is one of the chicks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2OC5Z1Fii8&feature=channel
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Enjoy
We all seem to have our own interpretation. I saw it as the rooster wanting to be the star on the camera.
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TeenerTot
Are you all high? It's clearly the voice of a young (pre-teeinsh) man, not a woman.
But whatever. 5.
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major-_-turnon notice 'texasgurly1979' in the corner
she is about 30 =(
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Lies, lies, LIES!
Sharky really wants to be somewhere else.
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major-_-turnon
What Annie Wilkes does in the summer when no one is crashing next to her house
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bacrie
had me at the depressed dog in a birthday hat being crooned to by a woman with a speech impediment, kept me with the inexplicable dancing chicken
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Nithing
Sharky has accepted that nothing good will ever happen to him.
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Steve Airport
I know that dance. That's the "get out of my territory or I'll continue this motion to it's conclusion and swipe these spurs across your face" dance, a favorite among roosters. Happy birthday, Sharky!
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heyitslozeau
come to find out, this is why pitbulls attack people. sharky is just going to snap soon.
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CharlesSmith
Why would you do that to Sharky on this birthday?
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Beyonce Knowles
Mouth agape, eyes wide open, filled with glee, all the way through.
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Xiphias
this is incredible
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Jaguar Wong
yay sharky
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Mormolyke
The chicken dances like David Byrne.
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JimL2
I've seen dogs that were more confused, but not many.
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athodyd
Some dogs understand the human concept of "bullshit."
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NoCode
That fucking dancing chicken...I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.
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jangbones
Sharky now knows why Ian Curtis killed himself
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Thundercougarfalconbird
All of her videos are pure terrifying gold.
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Long Gone Daddy
She is an inexplicably attractive young Estonian American woman with friends and interests and the most likely explanation that I can come up with for this and its companion videos is that she has complete insight and consciousness of what it is and what it does to people. This woman is in pursuit of The Entertainment. This woman is the most dangerous individual on the planet. Sharky is her accomplice. They must be stopped.
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Hooper_X
There's some kind of a commentary to made here on Eastern Europe, as well as the ways that people adapt in surprising ways to new and unfamiliar territory (the internet, for starters) but I'm not one to make it.
What I will say is "Huh."
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smoothbrain
This is possibly the best video here.
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AmericanWater
This is just the tip of the iceberg; she has a whole page devoted to Sharky. This is why comcast gets my 40$, five stars.
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Baron_Von_Bad_Beaver
I see that David Lynch's new film is coming along nicely.
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Tuan Jim
Here's her friend and her.
N.B. They are both blond and hot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njbfuj_VDWU
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gambol that video is as baffling as this one
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Caminante Nocturno
Sharky is Brock Sampson.
That woman and her chickens are his Venture Family.
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Jeriko-1
Dog won't touch the cake at first because it knows the score.
"Yeah, you back da fuck right up. See dose biscuits? You think just cause it's your birthday don't mean I get my tribute? Eh? Eh? Fuck you. You're damn lucky I don't peck your goddam eye out. Fuckin' stupid mongrel."
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