Yeah, I have a question... Could you please not come to my house to cook?
I want Rachel Leigh Cook to come by my house when I'm heroin! Good Times!
|Caminante Nocturno |
This commercial features an attractive woman in it. I am giving it five stars because I enjoy looking at that woman.
|Daddy Warcrimes |
"Heroin is the new cocaine! It also inspires the best music. You should totally go out right now and buy the new Nirvana boxed set. It's totally jerkin'!"
|Goethe and ernie |
5 stars for being very accurate, minus one for not mentioning that heroin's fucking shit.
|King of Balls |
AND YOUR CATS! AND YOUR HEALTH INSURANCE! AND YOUR BLOWJOBS! AND YOUR TOILET PAPER! AND YOUR ZIPPY HARDCOVER COMPENDIUM!
Yes, that's why only 'tards SNORT heroin. Who has money like that? Everyone knows pros mainline.
I'm glad that I'm not the only one who heard "This is what happens when you snort heroin."
1: I would SWEAR this was a dupe.
2: This commercial gave me an erection.
Just one, now that you've destroyed my kitchen, what are we gonna do to ah, make things right, eh? I say we go back the bed room and- Oh, you're Rachel Leigh Cook? You'll just write me a check? ... Ok, then.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
Heroin: chase the anger dragon
Can I have your number?
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