|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-11-23 |
I am of the position that this man is dead.
He died, yep. Was dead within a minute, in fact. Given that I own horses, this one's not so funny as it is sad. Though why - even outside a chute - he'd stand where he did, instead of off the horse's flank, confuses me. He apparently didn't know as much about horses as he thought he did.
Goethe and ernie
If you own horses, wouldn't it have been sadder if the horse died or something?
No. It's sad precisely because people who haven't a clue in fuck keep handling horses.
Goethe and ernie
It's what separates the wheat from the chaff. I wouldn't know how to avoid being kicked to death by a horse, so I wouldn't go do anything near a horse's ass. Hence I'm not dead.
Some folk'll never brand a horse
But then again some folk'll...
looks like he was kicked more in the shoulder area, shoulder broken assuredly, I'm of the opinion that he isn't dead.
|Goethe and ernie - 2008-11-23 |
Ow my ribcage
|ztc - 2008-11-23 |
-1 for no slow-mo, just when it would have been really useful.
|Binro the Heretic - 2008-11-23 |
|mouser - 2008-11-23 |
That was deserved. Fully.
Youtubers claim they have seen the full video and the dweeb doesn't die, despite POE comments to the effect.
Compared to the previous one, I totally agree.
|glasseye - 2008-11-23 |
|sunisevil - 2008-11-23 |
Well, look, the horse surely knew what was going to happen when he agreed to join the fraternity; so I say the problem lies with the horse.
|oogaBooga - 2008-11-23 |
So do we know for sure he's dead? I know a horse can easily kill someone- but come on! People have fallen 10 or 20 stories and landed on fucking CONCRETE and somehow survived (albeit paralyzed for life and wishing they were dead).
Is it really that cut and dry?
It kicked him right in the chest. My speculation is the kick probably seriously fucked up his heart.
Speaking as someone who has been kicked in the chest by animals more than once, no. Granted, I was kicked by steers and not horses—and horses have more punch. Still, the kicks resulted in my going ass-over-tit and landing sharply on some stones in the corral. I had a bruised butt and a very interesting cloven-hoofed bruise on my chest, but no serious damage. My grandfather had a hip broken by a horse’s kick, and my dad was thrown by a greenbroke horse who then did its best to smash his head. Even the 70 year-old was fine after a visit to the hospital. A horse’s kick can seriously fuck you up, but it won’t necessarily kill you.
|Syd Midnight - 2008-11-23 |
The reaction difference between this and the vag waxing videos is about 1 extra second of pain. Needs slow-mo.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2008-11-23 |
This is analogous to staring down a loaded gun barrel whilst holding the trigger.
Then branding the trigger.
|Helena Handbasket - 2008-11-23 |
Interesting factoid: The Dutch have banned branding. The North American Dutch Warmblood studbook, however, still accepts it. The jury will fly to the states with the brand and burn the horses here, but they are not allowed to touch them at home. They also just walk up to the horse and brand them as they stand there, because they are freakishly tall manly-men with apparently no fear.
Also I've been kicked in the chest, and.. ow.. ow.. ow..
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