Feed her to hungry children.
I want to see her get out.
Get a forklift.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
Just take out the middle row of seats already.
|Doctor Arcane |
I need to start going to the gym again.
|Adham Nu'man |
What a disgusting fucking creature...
i don't know what those women get paid to work with that blob but, jesus christ, give them a raise....
An inspiring story of hope, and redemption.
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i hope she's as disgusted with herself as I am
Does TLC want me to giggle as she pants and complains that she can't do it? Cause I did. If so, then I mean man way to go TLC that was funny. If there was supposed to be pathos then uh man you guys fucked up.
Huge round peg, small square hole.
|The Townleybomb |
After seeing this, how could anyone doubt the power of prayer?
Jesus, she dwarfs a fucking minivan. It looks like a toy.
|Frank Rizzo |
car: "yay Im a car.... woah! wtf is this? no please god no please god no please god no please god no please god no please god no please god no please god no please god no..... oh thank you baby jesus, dodged a bullet there. Now where was I? Oh yeah...yay Im a car..."
oh shit, she actually managed to heave her fat ass in
Poor fucking minivan
The most beautiful thing about this piece is that given her level of total helplessness and inability to move, there is someone out there in this world who is feeding her. As in carrying sacrificial platters to the lard altar on a regular basis.
Cure for ultra morbid obesity: Get your fat ass up and get your own damn food.
There was a time when these goddamn people couldn't have possibly survived long.
I hate to be a kinda social darwinist, or blame the people or whatever, but jesus FUCKING christ.
And if you could, you were running the country.
why handicapped spaces exist, 5 stars for the most patient help I've ever seen
|asian hick |
Jesus give her caretaker a fucking medal for being that patient.
Just listening to her blubbering and whining on a computer was filling me with fucking rage.
Jesus, what fucking control issues. "I CAN'T! I CAN'T Put me back in my wheel chair. Don't do this, don't do that." No wonder she a fucking fat ass. Food is another form of control for this glutton.
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
Success like that calls for a party hat!
Then all the tires popped simultaneously.
|Freeman Gordon |
moist pannus ftw!
Thank god Jesus came to the rescue! This has restored my faith in my personal lord and savior. Thanks, JC.
"Pull as hard as you can!"
OK now replay it, but don't have the video going. It's parent sex.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I turned away after thirty seconds, but the noises alone were terrible enough for five stars.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Asante, you are a fucking saint.
At 2:14 I had this intense visual of her sticking the woman in with a plunger. GET. IN. THERE.
That is tremendous. In every sense of the word.
Put her in the trunk with the rest of the luggage.
How does someone manages to get this fat?
TLC showed about 6 different shows about the morbidly obese and I DVR'd all of them and watched them over the course of a week, it was a great morale booster.
|Lies, lies, LIES! |
I want to be sympathetic, but I'm just not feeling it.
The video ended too soon. 5 seconds later she screamed she had to pee.
Five stars for the prayer meeting
I used to work at a casino that ran a bus service around the area to pick up all the old people. And there was this one woman who, on the bus going back, could not get up the steps. She could not lift herself up with her legs, because she was so fat.
Another passenger tried to help her up. No go. A security guard came out and tried to hoist her up. Nope. Two security guards got their arms around her and lifted. Not a chance. It took THREE security guards to get her up the steps, and this was with a five-minute sitting break for the lady between each and every one. Management disallowed her from riding any of the casino's busses after that.
She died two weeks later. :(
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