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Desc:Gasps, moans, asserts that she just can't do it
Category:Accidents & Explosions, Educational
Tags:Car, fat, Obese, woman, panic attack
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Date:11/24/08
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halon
Feed her to hungry children.
dickshapedfood
I want to see her get out.
mouser
POP!

bopeton
Get a forklift.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Just take out the middle row of seats already.
sosage
...or just swap the van for a fucking truck with a lift gate.

Desidiosus
No no, just coat the door frame with axle grease and stuff her in with a plunger.

Doctor Arcane
I need to start going to the gym again.
DMKA
My thoughts exactly.

Adham Nu'man
What a disgusting fucking creature...
Lindner
When contemplating getting into the backseat of a van fills me with that much dread, I don't think I want to live anymore. It must be terrible for a claustrophobic to be surrounded by their own sweaty horrible flesh, I'm sure.

But despite that, I wouldn't have anywhere near the patience of those nurses. Once the whining started, I'd probably try to shoehorn the rhino into the car whether she liked it or not.

... which explains why I'm not allowed near old people and the mentally challenged, I suppose.

Killer Prunes
I worked in a nuirsing home. Se had way too many people this size Most were bedbound though.

Document
The saddest thing about working in a retirement home is that, generally speaking, the absurdly huge oldies are the least of your problems. Sure, they're pretty gross, but they don't worry you as much as the sprightly Alzheimer vics with a thirst for freedom.

It's pretty much the worst job in the world. I started doing like five crosswords a day after that, just because there's nothing worse than watching someone with dementia meeting their own children for the first time ever, every single time the poor kids visit. Ugh.

waxeater
Fat People.
chairsforcheap
i don't know what those women get paid to work with that blob but, jesus christ, give them a raise....
TheDevil'sWhore
Most Nursing Assistants get about /hr, maybe /hr in a nice facility. They are also the ones that change all the diapers on these people as well as having to clean out their bed sores. So their lives must really suck.

Noober
An inspiring story of hope, and redemption.

In theaters May '09
zatojones
i hope she's as disgusted with herself as I am
Camonk
Does TLC want me to giggle as she pants and complains that she can't do it? Cause I did. If so, then I mean man way to go TLC that was funny. If there was supposed to be pathos then uh man you guys fucked up.
RandomFerret
What, couldn't you hear the synth strings and sustained piano notes? That's basically the musical equivalent of a guy holding up a sign saying 'FEEL SORRY FOR THIS PERSON.'

EnochEmery
Huge round peg, small square hole.
The Townleybomb
After seeing this, how could anyone doubt the power of prayer?
James Woods
"Help us on this journey so we can make it out of the other side and live."

Yeah, I don't think she's coming out of the other side of anything.

kennydra
Jesus, she dwarfs a fucking minivan. It looks like a toy.
Frank Rizzo
car: "yay Im a car.... woah! wtf is this? no please god no please god no please god no please god no please god no please god no please god no please god no please god no..... oh thank you baby jesus, dodged a bullet there. Now where was I? Oh yeah...yay Im a car..."
Frank Rizzo
oh shit, she actually managed to heave her fat ass in

Poor fucking minivan

Shion
The most beautiful thing about this piece is that given her level of total helplessness and inability to move, there is someone out there in this world who is feeding her. As in carrying sacrificial platters to the lard altar on a regular basis.

Cure for ultra morbid obesity: Get your fat ass up and get your own damn food.
Dinkin Flicka
There was a time when these goddamn people couldn't have possibly survived long.

I hate to be a kinda social darwinist, or blame the people or whatever, but jesus FUCKING christ.

fluffy
During that time these people could have never come to be to begin with.

garcet71283
And if you could, you were running the country.

chumbucket
why handicapped spaces exist, 5 stars for the most patient help I've ever seen
asian hick
Jesus give her caretaker a fucking medal for being that patient.

Just listening to her blubbering and whining on a computer was filling me with fucking rage.
simon666
Jesus, what fucking control issues. "I CAN'T! I CAN'T Put me back in my wheel chair. Don't do this, don't do that." No wonder she a fucking fat ass. Food is another form of control for this glutton.


fermun
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
Ersatz
Success like that calls for a party hat!
Urburos
Then all the tires popped simultaneously.
Freeman Gordon
moist pannus ftw!
Twitch
Thank god Jesus came to the rescue! This has restored my faith in my personal lord and savior. Thanks, JC.

"Pull as hard as you can!"


OK now replay it, but don't have the video going. It's parent sex.
Dinkin Flicka
More like Personal Lard, eh?

Caminante Nocturno
I turned away after thirty seconds, but the noises alone were terrible enough for five stars.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Asante, you are a fucking saint.

At 2:14 I had this intense visual of her sticking the woman in with a plunger. GET. IN. THERE.
mashedtater
asante is even more so a saint, because you know this isn't the first day like this.

Hooper_X
That is tremendous. In every sense of the word.
SixDigitDebt
Put her in the trunk with the rest of the luggage.
Riskbreaker
How does someone manages to get this fat?
zerobackup
TLC showed about 6 different shows about the morbidly obese and I DVR'd all of them and watched them over the course of a week, it was a great morale booster.
Squidmojo
Whiner.
Lies, lies, LIES!
I want to be sympathetic, but I'm just not feeling it.
plug
The video ended too soon. 5 seconds later she screamed she had to pee.
APE_GOD
Five stars for the prayer meeting
EightFlyingCars
I used to work at a casino that ran a bus service around the area to pick up all the old people. And there was this one woman who, on the bus going back, could not get up the steps. She could not lift herself up with her legs, because she was so fat.

Another passenger tried to help her up. No go. A security guard came out and tried to hoist her up. Nope. Two security guards got their arms around her and lifted. Not a chance. It took THREE security guards to get her up the steps, and this was with a five-minute sitting break for the lady between each and every one. Management disallowed her from riding any of the casino's busses after that.

She died two weeks later. :(
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