lordpotato - 2008-11-24 I think it's horrible but people need to see it. Definition of POE I guess. I would love to meet the director bold enough to try this.
And then kick him in the balls.
CuteLucca - 2008-11-24 It took ten long years, but the script I wrote has finally been turned into the epic film I'd always longed to create!
Cleaner82 - 2008-11-24 It would figure that Ace Ventura is an absentee father.
Killer Joe - 2008-11-25 "Allrighty-then. After his African adventure in "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls," Ace returned to Florida, married girlfriend Melissa and became the doting father of a baby boy. Never one to sit still, Ace's curious nature took him on another remote case. The goofball gumshoe was never to be seen or heard from again."
TheDevilsDictionary - 2008-11-24 Oh man is that Tone Loc. Are you officially involved in this, Tone?
Camonk - 2008-11-24 Oh good. The same jokes but with a talentless, charmless fat kid delivering them. Awesome.
IrishWhiskey - 2008-11-24 Its the soft monotone he says everything in that cracks me up. I don't think he knows what 'mugging' entail.
You know, even with 'Son of The Mask' and 'Dumb and Dumberer', I didn't believe this was real at first.
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-11-24 Prediction: this kid will die from cocaine by the time he's 20.
Seris - 2008-11-25 I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed he whispers everything.
Wish I had used the ACTING! tag but eh, that's better saved for something that deserves it.
dead_cat - 2009-10-28 That poor kid. Let's hit him with a truck.
kamlem - 2008-11-24 "Children always understand. They have open minds. They have built-in shit detectors."
~Madonna Ciccone
LIAR!
themilkshark - 2008-11-25 In all fairness, I bet it was hard to get that dog to wear a wig.
fatatty - 2008-11-25 Part of what made Ace Ventura so great when it originally came out was that it was filled with so much adult humor from animals watching him have sex, to STD jokes and a transsexual villain. This movies looks to drain everything else good out of the franchise that the sequel and cartoon series hadn't already. Fuck kids.
