|lordpotato - 2008-11-24 |
I think it's horrible but people need to see it. Definition of POE I guess. I would love to meet the director bold enough to try this.
And then kick him in the balls.
|CuteLucca - 2008-11-24 |
It took ten long years, but the script I wrote has finally been turned into the epic film I'd always longed to create!
|Cleaner82 - 2008-11-24 |
It would figure that Ace Ventura is an absentee father.
|TheDevilsDictionary - 2008-11-24 |
Oh man is that Tone Loc. Are you officially involved in this, Tone?
|Camonk - 2008-11-24 |
Oh good. The same jokes but with a talentless, charmless fat kid delivering them. Awesome.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed he whispers everything.
Wish I had used the ACTING! tag but eh, that's better saved for something that deserves it.
That poor kid. Let's hit him with a truck.
|glasseye - 2008-11-24 |
Straight to DVD, go figure!
|erratic - 2008-11-24 |
Uncanny how much the Ventura trilogy has paralleled the Jurassic Park trilogy in terms of suck-per-sequel ratio.
|Godard's Drinking Problem - 2008-11-24 |
No. Fucking. Way.
|kamlem - 2008-11-24 |
"Children always understand. They have open minds. They have built-in shit detectors."
|themilkshark - 2008-11-25 |
In all fairness, I bet it was hard to get that dog to wear a wig.
|fatatty - 2008-11-25 |
Part of what made Ace Ventura so great when it originally came out was that it was filled with so much adult humor from animals watching him have sex, to STD jokes and a transsexual villain. This movies looks to drain everything else good out of the franchise that the sequel and cartoon series hadn't already. Fuck kids.
And I bet they won't even have him grab his buttocks and pretend to talk with them because its too "edgy".
WHY THE CENSORSHIP YOU PHILISTINES!!!
|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-11-25 |
I think most children would be angry with you if you tried to make them watch this movie.
|dead_cat - 2008-11-26 |
Good god, that was horrible.
Also, "stage whisper" needs to become a tag.
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