or ripped.
whatever.

After watching this, I immediately got to work trying to whittle the best bits down into something I could upload to YouTube and found I had about fifteen minutes' worth of awesome. I had to leave a lot out.

It's too bad YouTube's compression requires enough of a reduction in quality that it's hard to make out blondie's face sometimes. That man is an onslaught of stupid facial expressions.

Good choice in having the opening image be them leaning against each other in the "man, bein a cop is tough with all this bureaucracy bullshit" scene.

Please put up more scenes. This was an amazing look at an awful movie.

Yes...yes, it is!

Before watching part 2: No way. These guys are dickbags full of cocksalad.

After watching part 2: Well okay yeah that was actually even better.

And then the microphone dips into the shot

How does everyone know his sister was a hooker, even the random thugs?

The thug there was an undercover internal affairs cop trying to set up our main man Shotgun Jones to get him in trouble; the next clip is Jones realizing it and beating the everloving shit out of the man responsible.