I just threw up a little in my mouth.

deep small intestine

That's got to be some trick where the balloon deflates once it's inside (her) mouth, right? Right?

i think she's letting the air out the other end

That skill will come in handy for the inevitable tentacle monster apocalypse.

Sword swallowing: Balloon edition

Um...I think someone was a little turned by this.

(Not me, the showgirl who kept saying, "Yes!".)

Now she's moving her thumb fuuuuuck

You can keep your deep throating. Just find me a girl who knows how to use her hands instead.