This is the kind of Gothic 'The Dark Knight' could only dream of! CATMAN!
Someday cultural anthropologists will study Godtube and Conservapedia and the other "XTIAN"-ized mainstream websites. And they will laugh.
I sat through it hoping for a reason for me to watch this and besides the furries in training, couldn't grasp why this belonged on Portal of Evil.
Science can't explain why you're both morons. But maybe god's word can.
To be fair, they don't even mention God at the end. All they say (well, imply) is that "scientists are dumb because they don't know that cats are supernatural incarnations of jesus". That's massively stupid, but nothing amazing. Maybe I'm desensitized to stupidity after viewing POE for so long.
Eh, I meant to say that they don't outright say anything about cats being supernatural jesus creatures, but I'll admit that's most likely what they want to imply.
So, I know that YouTube gives us like 90 percent or so at least of the entertainment we get here. But is it really worth it for shit like GodTube and whatever other horrible variants there are? Listen, I'm not sure.
Ok. So Christians believe cats are telepathic now. It's certainly more believable then some of their other beliefs. Yikes.
The amazing cat is Satan, it's plain as a doorknob. In your failure to rebuke him you have damned your very soul.
Didnt see any religious over/undertones, other than the godtube logo, but HOLY CHRISTABLES that video made me vomit with laughter.
Also: the cat seems to be gargling with salt water. Perhaps it has a sore throat!
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They are fast turning into Egyptians. Let me know when a megachurch pastor gets a pyramid built and mummifies his pets for the afterlife.
The amazing thing is that they made a three-minute video out of two seconds of recorded footage.
Also why is this on godtube because I'm pretty sure communicating telepathically with cats is literally witchcraft guys.
Am I the only one who thinks this whole video was an elaborate ploy to videotape two teenage girls in cat costumes? "You're doing it for Jesus, because ... um ... science can't explain cats!"
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