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Desc:scientitsts cant explain how the cat can read my mind... maybe god can!
Category:Religious, Pets & Animals
Tags:cat, God, Musical, horror, foppish rich kid
Submitted:Chizmurder
Date:11/25/08
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Comment count is 20
kamlem
This is the kind of Gothic 'The Dark Knight' could only dream of! CATMAN!
jangbones
Someday cultural anthropologists will study Godtube and Conservapedia and the other "XTIAN"-ized mainstream websites. And they will laugh.
robotkarateman
In the distant future, the uneducated castes will find bits left over from Godtube and Conservapedia and conclude that this great religion knew more about the universe than science does and they'll try to piece together the entirety of it based on these fragments. Kinda like wicca, but with more homophobia.

mouser
I sat through it hoping for a reason for me to watch this and besides the furries in training, couldn't grasp why this belonged on Portal of Evil.
Gamara II
Agreed

Camonk
Science can't explain why you're both morons. But maybe god's word can.

Morons.

Gamara II
To be fair, they don't even mention God at the end. All they say (well, imply) is that "scientists are dumb because they don't know that cats are supernatural incarnations of jesus". That's massively stupid, but nothing amazing. Maybe I'm desensitized to stupidity after viewing POE for so long.

Gamara II
Eh, I meant to say that they don't outright say anything about cats being supernatural jesus creatures, but I'll admit that's most likely what they want to imply.

Xiphias
It's a dude singing about how science cannot explain cats. That isn't the least bit ridiculous or funny?

Keefu
Seriously. You people are assholes. There is not a single thing that should not grant this four stars at the least.

The song, the emasculated folky singing, the claim that scientists can't understand why cats read minds, everything. What more do you people want?

Camonk
So, I know that YouTube gives us like 90 percent or so at least of the entertainment we get here. But is it really worth it for shit like GodTube and whatever other horrible variants there are? Listen, I'm not sure.
ProfessorChaos
Ok. So Christians believe cats are telepathic now. It's certainly more believable then some of their other beliefs. Yikes.
Cleaner82
The amazing cat is Satan, it's plain as a doorknob. In your failure to rebuke him you have damned your very soul.
oogaBooga
Didnt see any religious over/undertones, other than the godtube logo, but HOLY CHRISTABLES that video made me vomit with laughter.
oogaBooga
Also: the cat seems to be gargling with salt water. Perhaps it has a sore throat!
Helena Handbasket
That noise is what made this video for me.

j lzrd / swift idiot
They are fast turning into Egyptians. Let me know when a megachurch pastor gets a pyramid built and mummifies his pets for the afterlife.
RandomFerret
The amazing thing is that they made a three-minute video out of two seconds of recorded footage.

Also why is this on godtube because I'm pretty sure communicating telepathically with cats is literally witchcraft guys.
Killer Joe
The cat is using it's satan-given gifts on us, so that's fun and ok.

Bort
Am I the only one who thinks this whole video was an elaborate ploy to videotape two teenage girls in cat costumes? "You're doing it for Jesus, because ... um ... science can't explain cats!"
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