http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=47031

Hey, it took a lot of time and patience for him to find all those on eBay, you know.

And that's not facepaint. He had to paint his arms and neck pasty white.

At this point I don't care to what degree he is this person, in any case he gets a big gold star.

Its not a doll. ITS AN ACTION FIGURE!

That is a beautiful summation of my thoughts.

Yeah, Cena Mark has taken it to the next level.

Nah, I'm gonna change my mind on the baleen thing. That is an authentic Atlanta city-boy accent. I guess I'm gonna have to go with Hooper X then, since he's the only other Atlantian I know of on poetv besides myself. And this sure ain't me: I don't have the talent or the free time to pull this off.

On that note: why don't you stop by sometime, Cena? I don't live that far from little 5. I'll get you some Pabsts and uh, fruit roll ups or whatever the hell hipsters eat.

Yeah, I don't think it's baleen. They don't even sound the same.

WTF Japan, that is a cool offer, but I am not a hipster, I loathe hipsters. I don't drink PBR I like, Guinness and Sweetwater 420.
I won't eat a fruit roll up, I'll eat a friggin hipster alive in a fight.

Oh and I am not Baleen. But you can think what you wanna it won't bother me. One day you'll be convinced.

Four stars, cause I can do so much better.

I couldn't quite see the scars, how well are they healing actually?

If you can do better, prove it Queena Lark.

I dunno, that NPR reference at the end seems awfully suspicious.

"One day you'll be convinced."
Are you going to kill me?

It is, but somehow the sequel turned out better than the original. Cena_Mark is Baleen's Addams Family Values.

This is amazing.

Oh great, he lives in my fucking country.

Oh great, he lives on my fucking continent.


Seriously though, if one were to extend his "second Carter" analogy, does that make Bush the second Ford? Or Nixon, since Ford was never a successful candidate in a presidential election. Either one could fit, really.

The cool thing is that it doesn't matter. If it's fake, whoever is doing it (baleen) has a lot of dedication and is probably completely crazy. So, I mean, no matter what we're watching the steady deterioration of a very crazy, possibly retarded person. It doesn't matter who.