Seriously, this guy's channel is a fucking GOLDMINE.
It's been a while since he's been featured. I recall mainly we were interested in him because of his epic friendship\battle with godoronchev, but he's a miracle in his own light.
How ingrained does your nose picking habit have to be before you'll do it while facing a video that you yourself started with the express intention on having the internet closely analyse your movements?
|Mike Tyson?! |
NOTE: I would be joining in.
at least he got some exercise out of this
His punches don't go past his fat.
I remember being this fat, and being interested in anime at the same time. Its amazing how once you finally get into decent shape interest in all this shit goes away.
Except for Caminate.
Frankly I think it's because the OPTION for getting your dick sucked isn't there, so you do your best to focus on what you CAN have.
Cheetos, cartoons, and hand lotion.
What's truly depressing is that eventually they become so good at lying to themselves that they start to really believe that they have a laudable existence, and are somehow superior to the socially well adjusted and physically active kids.
The good news is, if you're in that lucky 15% that figures out what a sad fuck you are, you can make a complete recovery... albeit, minus five to ten years of your youth. So, congrats to you sir for making it to the other side.
That having been said, I totally want to see someone animate this fucker...
Anime fans that exercise are out there. You just can't see us behind all of the fatties.
Those kicks are fucking DEVASTATING.
No parent should ever let their kid get away with this shit.
|Sudan no1 |
he didn't give me a "lose" animation, so I HAD TO MAKE ONE:
Imaginary stars for you!!! Hahaha!!!!
|Caminante Nocturno |
This... thing's videos really cut deep into my soul. He is a constant reminder of what might have happened to me if I didn't have any FUCKING SELF RESPECT! He is literally the embodiment of the worst things about anime, an avatar for why people don't publicly admit that they like anime. He's worse than lolicon fans. He's worse than otakukin. He's worse than those dipshits who do DID art. He's worse than an alternate-universe version of Hitler that liked anime. He's worse than that Vandread DVD that came to life and raped a child.
I hate you, Big Al. I hate your family for allowing you to get away with this. Every second I spend seeing you is a second I spend cursing your house. May your home sink into the earth, may you and your family drown in suffocating darkness, and may your name be struck from our memories for all time.
That being said, watching this pile of failure bounce around like it meant something was hilarious.
Worse than otakukin? Whoa now. I think you might be pushing it a little with that one.
>He's worse than that Vandread DVD that came to life and raped a child.
When did that happen?
This is how I picture Chet.
cause he is also fat and ugly, ya know.
Chet's not that fat.
Such a big fat sack of sad.
Videos like this are perfect for motivational purposes.
I think what I like most about this guy is that, while he is undoubtedly a fat, his porkhands seem disproportionately porkier than they should be. They're like a 350 lbs pair of porkhands on a 250 lbs body.
Note: I have no idea how accurate my numbers are. After 200 lbs, fat becomes an expressionist haze to me, and I can't make heads or tales of it from looking at it.
take em outta here and put em into mugen, with the top of my head and the bottom of my legs cut off.
I don't know that I can be okay with this.
It's moo-gen. Not myoogen.
I gotta say, even though the moves looked horrible, he tried hard to sell them in terms of his enthusiasm. So a bonus star for that.
I still think anything in Brawl would pwn him though. Even Jigglypuff.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
This is like running the Boston Marathon for him, you know.
"A lot of you people want me to be in the fighting game MUGEN, right?"
I like how everyone with a video blog on YouTube seems to think they have a dedicated audience that adores.
Why did fatso think posting this would be a good idea?
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