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Desc:For the children...
Category:Business, Arts
Tags:penis, wal-mart, straws, parenting
Submitted:sinuendo
Date:11/29/08
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Comment count is 36
baleen

This lady needs to spend a few days at home with a blanket and a few Cormac McCarthy novels.
Keefu
That dude has a fabulous tie.
kennydra
So what if it is a penis? If you don't want your kid seeing them, just throw them out. News flash, seeing a cartoonish depiction of a cock isn't going to scar anyone. And the kids older than her that she's worried about are already drawing their own on every surface anyway.
citrusmirakel
Bill Murray, huh?
halon
AYSH-LYNN

It doesn't get a lot more white trash than that.
zatojones
neither does buying crazy straws at Wal-Mart

dr_rock
Right.. I'm sure they are carcinogenic.

Cocks? No way! Lead-laced PVC "fun straws"? Sure! Developmentally delayed kids? Hell yes!

TheDevilsDictionary
I have those straws at my house right now. Can't wait to get home and check for cock-straws.
kennydra
Just noting that the submitter of this video has an appropriate handle =)
Blaise
Sometimes a straw is just a straw.
potvin
The funniest part of this is pausing the video to read her Wal-Mart receipt.
boner
Mountain Dew, cake, chocolate syrup, Pop Tarts, punch, crazy straws. Somebody's having a party!

DerangedGoblin
Not just any cake! Pills Cake!

garcet71283
Lets not forget store brand soda-pop!

DerangedGoblin
I was going to tell you that I wasn't sure Dr. Thunder was store brand because I thought I'd seen it in other places. But I was wrong, it's a Wal-Mart drink. I also learned that Dr. Thunder is also called Chunda... God knows why.

IrishWhiskey
"I just couldn't think of anything else," as I had penises on the brain.

"We weren't sure whether we should cover this story," but then we realized that jack-shit ever happens here and we have an hour to kill.
Lurchi
FUCKING PEASANTS
Albuquerque Halsey
needs "Les Nessman" tag
Hay Belly
A nation of prudish whores.
fermun
Oh come on now. It's West Virginia. If you don't have something to subtly reinforce that sucking on dick can make a fun party, your daughter will have nothing to do all day when she drops out of school in a dozen years.
Big Muddy
It ain't by-god West Vergina daggone it! It's Ashland, KenTUCKy my hometown!(I mean Rush but I won't split hairs.) Which if you may recall also ran afoul of of this kooky character:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=21549

And she's from Ironton, the dingleberry on Ohio's tail.

kamlem
I'd be offended if I was given one penis that small, but two... Hmmmm... lets ask the viewers!
StanleyPain
It's a COCK AND BALLS!!!!!
wormy_the_hole
It's a rocket ship!

tankgirl
One eyed monster!

Nikon
It kind of looks like a bell to me.

Maybe I should make a run for the border.
DerangedGoblin
A bell END!

Rodents of Unusual Size
This kid and any other that sees these straws is going to grow up to be a pole dancing nymphomaniac...then this woman will be proven right!
mantang0
Man, that's an attractively priced radiator.
DMKA
That kid obviously isn't keeping her busy enough.
Big Muddy
Having all this sport made of my state on POENEWS and here of late has shook me out of my seasonal blahs. I seriously don't know how this slipped past me though, as I'm slightly obsessed with WSAZ. I'm forwarding this to all my friends as we speak. Thanks sinuendo!
Binro the Heretic
"I am very upset that my daughter saw these offensive straws! Here, let me lay them out so she can see them again!"
DerangedGoblin
"These dicks are so offensive, I want them off shelves so no one else can see them. These dicks. These dicks right here."

Testicles of Doom
If you look for dicks, you'll find them.
LazarusOfEarth
She needs to suck on "the crazy staw". Damn fly-over states.
Explodotron
Obviously a tie-in to that new Sega game.
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