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Tags:penis, wal-mart, straws, parenting
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Comment count is 36
baleen - 2008-11-29

This lady needs to spend a few days at home with a blanket and a few Cormac McCarthy novels.
Keefu - 2008-11-29
That dude has a fabulous tie.
kennydra - 2008-11-29
So what if it is a penis? If you don't want your kid seeing them, just throw them out. News flash, seeing a cartoonish depiction of a cock isn't going to scar anyone. And the kids older than her that she's worried about are already drawing their own on every surface anyway.
citrusmirakel - 2008-11-29
Bill Murray, huh?
halon - 2008-11-29

It doesn't get a lot more white trash than that.
zatojones - 2008-11-29
neither does buying crazy straws at Wal-Mart

dr_rock - 2008-11-29
Right.. I'm sure they are carcinogenic.

Cocks? No way! Lead-laced PVC "fun straws"? Sure! Developmentally delayed kids? Hell yes!

TheDevilsDictionary - 2008-11-29
I have those straws at my house right now. Can't wait to get home and check for cock-straws.
kennydra - 2008-11-29
Just noting that the submitter of this video has an appropriate handle =)
Blaise - 2008-11-29
Sometimes a straw is just a straw.
potvin - 2008-11-29
The funniest part of this is pausing the video to read her Wal-Mart receipt.
boner - 2008-11-29
Mountain Dew, cake, chocolate syrup, Pop Tarts, punch, crazy straws. Somebody's having a party!

DerangedGoblin - 2008-11-29
Not just any cake! Pills Cake!

garcet71283 - 2008-11-29
Lets not forget store brand soda-pop!

DerangedGoblin - 2008-11-30
I was going to tell you that I wasn't sure Dr. Thunder was store brand because I thought I'd seen it in other places. But I was wrong, it's a Wal-Mart drink. I also learned that Dr. Thunder is also called Chunda... God knows why.

IrishWhiskey - 2008-11-29
"I just couldn't think of anything else," as I had penises on the brain.

"We weren't sure whether we should cover this story," but then we realized that jack-shit ever happens here and we have an hour to kill.
Lurchi - 2008-11-29
Albuquerque Halsey - 2008-11-29
needs "Les Nessman" tag
Hay Belly - 2008-11-29
A nation of prudish whores.
fermun - 2008-11-29
Oh come on now. It's West Virginia. If you don't have something to subtly reinforce that sucking on dick can make a fun party, your daughter will have nothing to do all day when she drops out of school in a dozen years.
Big Muddy - 2008-11-29
It ain't by-god West Vergina daggone it! It's Ashland, KenTUCKy my hometown!(I mean Rush but I won't split hairs.) Which if you may recall also ran afoul of of this kooky character:

And she's from Ironton, the dingleberry on Ohio's tail.

kamlem - 2008-11-29
I'd be offended if I was given one penis that small, but two... Hmmmm... lets ask the viewers!
StanleyPain - 2008-11-29
It's a COCK AND BALLS!!!!!
wormy_the_hole - 2008-11-29
It's a rocket ship!

tankgirl - 2008-11-29
One eyed monster!

Nikon - 2008-11-29
It kind of looks like a bell to me.

Maybe I should make a run for the border.
DerangedGoblin - 2008-11-29
A bell END!

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-11-29
This kid and any other that sees these straws is going to grow up to be a pole dancing nymphomaniac...then this woman will be proven right!
mantang0 - 2008-11-29
Man, that's an attractively priced radiator.
DMKA - 2008-11-29
That kid obviously isn't keeping her busy enough.
Big Muddy - 2008-11-29
Having all this sport made of my state on POENEWS and here of late has shook me out of my seasonal blahs. I seriously don't know how this slipped past me though, as I'm slightly obsessed with WSAZ. I'm forwarding this to all my friends as we speak. Thanks sinuendo!
Binro the Heretic - 2008-11-30
"I am very upset that my daughter saw these offensive straws! Here, let me lay them out so she can see them again!"
DerangedGoblin - 2008-11-30
"These dicks are so offensive, I want them off shelves so no one else can see them. These dicks. These dicks right here."

Testicles of Doom - 2008-11-30
If you look for dicks, you'll find them.
LazarusOfEarth - 2008-12-04
She needs to suck on "the crazy staw". Damn fly-over states.
Explodotron - 2009-11-16
Obviously a tie-in to that new Sega game.
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