|baleen - 2008-11-29 |
This lady needs to spend a few days at home with a blanket and a few Cormac McCarthy novels.
|Keefu - 2008-11-29 |
That dude has a fabulous tie.
|kennydra - 2008-11-29 |
So what if it is a penis? If you don't want your kid seeing them, just throw them out. News flash, seeing a cartoonish depiction of a cock isn't going to scar anyone. And the kids older than her that she's worried about are already drawing their own on every surface anyway.
|citrusmirakel - 2008-11-29 |
Bill Murray, huh?
|halon - 2008-11-29 |
It doesn't get a lot more white trash than that.
|TheDevilsDictionary - 2008-11-29 |
I have those straws at my house right now. Can't wait to get home and check for cock-straws.
|kennydra - 2008-11-29 |
Just noting that the submitter of this video has an appropriate handle =)
|Blaise - 2008-11-29 |
Sometimes a straw is just a straw.
|potvin - 2008-11-29 |
The funniest part of this is pausing the video to read her Wal-Mart receipt.
I was going to tell you that I wasn't sure Dr. Thunder was store brand because I thought I'd seen it in other places. But I was wrong, it's a Wal-Mart drink. I also learned that Dr. Thunder is also called Chunda... God knows why.
|IrishWhiskey - 2008-11-29 |
"I just couldn't think of anything else," as I had penises on the brain.
"We weren't sure whether we should cover this story," but then we realized that jack-shit ever happens here and we have an hour to kill.
|Lurchi - 2008-11-29 |
|Albuquerque Halsey - 2008-11-29 |
needs "Les Nessman" tag
|Hay Belly - 2008-11-29 |
A nation of prudish whores.
|fermun - 2008-11-29 |
Oh come on now. It's West Virginia. If you don't have something to subtly reinforce that sucking on dick can make a fun party, your daughter will have nothing to do all day when she drops out of school in a dozen years.
It ain't by-god West Vergina daggone it! It's Ashland, KenTUCKy my hometown!(I mean Rush but I won't split hairs.) Which if you may recall also ran afoul of of this kooky character:
And she's from Ironton, the dingleberry on Ohio's tail.
|kamlem - 2008-11-29 |
I'd be offended if I was given one penis that small, but two... Hmmmm... lets ask the viewers!
|StanleyPain - 2008-11-29 |
It's a COCK AND BALLS!!!!!
|Nikon - 2008-11-29 |
It kind of looks like a bell to me.
Maybe I should make a run for the border.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-11-29 |
This kid and any other that sees these straws is going to grow up to be a pole dancing nymphomaniac...then this woman will be proven right!
|mantang0 - 2008-11-29 |
Man, that's an attractively priced radiator.
|DMKA - 2008-11-29 |
That kid obviously isn't keeping her busy enough.
|Big Muddy - 2008-11-29 |
Having all this sport made of my state on POENEWS and here of late has shook me out of my seasonal blahs. I seriously don't know how this slipped past me though, as I'm slightly obsessed with WSAZ. I'm forwarding this to all my friends as we speak. Thanks sinuendo!
|Binro the Heretic - 2008-11-30 |
"I am very upset that my daughter saw these offensive straws! Here, let me lay them out so she can see them again!"
"These dicks are so offensive, I want them off shelves so no one else can see them. These dicks. These dicks right here."
|Testicles of Doom - 2008-11-30 |
If you look for dicks, you'll find them.
|LazarusOfEarth - 2008-12-04 |
She needs to suck on "the crazy staw". Damn fly-over states.
|Explodotron - 2009-11-16 |
Obviously a tie-in to that new Sega game.
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