|Torture the Artist |
"I WAS IN CHOIR, SO YEEAHH, I KNOW GOOD MUSIC!" is one of the most awesome arguments I've ever heard.
3/5 of the bands he was "raised with" were either no longer together or dead by the time he was born.
|Sudan no1 |
"what makes it worse is people make AMVs out of it"
wait are we all on the same page here
Oh god, the impressions. OH GOD THE IMPRESSIONS.
I love how he thinks dropping 80s metal and dad rock automatically gives him a "grasp on what good music is".
He's so fat and stupid. I hate him. He is also horrible at all kinds of singing and basically anything that doesn't involve shutting up.
His videos are awesome. I think he makes them in his mom's room, or else her guestroom for when his grandparents come over.
His videos are like an oversized dessert. They look like fun but half way through I feel sick and can't finish it.
I want to hurt him.
Needs a dragon shirt tag.
He rants about people ruining these songs and then completely ruins them himself.
Hes right about those songs sucking except for Hey Ya. A bit ironic of him to be lecturing us about music and having his theme song be Pizza Power, however.
|Midnight Man |
if there wasn't so much of his stuff that was just thoroughly banal I'd be tempted to think 'big al' was someone's comedy charater after the opening bit of this where he asserts he KNOWS GOOD MOVIE because he was born in the eighties and listened to a rundown of classic rock station mainstays and was in choir (presumably as a soprano)
'Neighbors in this quiet Michigan town are still trying to return to their everyday routines, despite the shock and disbelief that has reverberated throughout the community since police in bio-hazard suits started removing those 24 gallon Rubbermaid containers almost a week ago now. Several community members gathered on the corner outside the house, watching the endless progression of white-smocked officers coming back and forth from the now infamous guest room to the ongoing excavation in the backyard to the rows upon rows of satellite trucks and mobile command centers set up just beyond the police cordon. "Honestly, we're all still pretty shook up," one resident who chose to remain anonymous told our cameras. "I mean, nobody really liked him but we all thought he was harmless. He kept to himself mostly and he really liked Dio."'
I've found I can take precisely eight minutes and forty-five seconds of Big Al in a sitting.
|King of Balls |
Overwhelmed by his own joke: 3:08.
OMG I ALSO HATE MUSIC I DONT LIKE
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